Yup... I rlly made a One Piece blog...

If you can't tell... I rlly love one piece!

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luffy: sabo is choking and i can’t call 911 because the nine button is broken

ace: turn the phone upside down and use the 6!!!

luffy: brilliant!

sabo: *stops choking momentarily* what the fuck

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i LOVE kureha’s custom shirt with chopper’s bounty printed on it. she loves her stupid son so much

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Ace: helpful grammar tip: farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance

Marco:who hurt you?

Ace: my dad, was that not clear?

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Usopp: All you guys talk about is top energy, bottom energy, big dick energy.

Usopp: Bitch I got no energy! I’m so tired!

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Luffy: Sanji, how much of this meatball is meat?

Sanji: 90%.

Luffy: So it's 10% balls?

Sanji:

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Law watching a pirate getting chased by an army of marines, all 3 admirals, Big mom and Kaido: What an idiot...

Law realising it's Luffy: oh shit that's MY IDIOT!!!!!!

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Chopper: Can you describe the guy who stabbed you?

Usopp: Not very friendly

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Nami: Zoro who are you talking to?

Zoro: Myself

Nami:

Nami: Well what are you talking about?

Zoro: Oh I don't know I wasn't listening

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Luffy: Wooooo that was a blast we should do it again! Right Tra-guy?

Law: I have never been so stressed in my entire life

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*Franky teaching Zoro how to drive*

Franky: Okay, you're driving and Sanji and Luffy walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Zoro: Definitely Sanji. I would never hurt Luffy

Franky:

Franky: The breaks, Zoro. You hit the breaks

[everysabo]

sabo having to hold ace back from going completely apeshit bc some guy hit Luffy in the face is SO funny

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Garp: I’m teaching Luffy that the sun goes down each night because it’s mad at him. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point.

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Garp: You're like a son to me

Dragon: I don't want to scare you but I am your son

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Franky: Who the fuck-

Robin: Language!

Franky: sorry

Franky: WHOM the fuck-

Robin: no-

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Please listen to Brook's song about washing your hands 😭

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Law: Strawhat we're allies! Why would you not ask me before you do something like this?!?! *Pointing to whatever Luffy destroyed*

Luffy: If I asked would you have said yes?

Law: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Luffy: THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T ASK!

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Robin: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't know the definitions of just to sound smart!

Franky: I completely photosynthesis with this. What you’re saying is complete coniferous!