He did the same thing when he was on āJosh Gates Tonightā on Discovery Channel!
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He did the same thing when he was on āJosh Gates Tonightā on Discovery Channel!
every time you sneeze you steal it from someone else. theres only ever 1 sneeze in the world
if two people sneeze at the same time theyāre borrowing the sneezes from each other very quickly
Itās like that electron thing
Its exactly like that electron thing
#two sides of the same very confused coin
The beginning.
actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipmentĀ ācos THE progenative shitlord ofĀ cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au NaturelleĀ photos of cats werenāt gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this:Ā
then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM
and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed.Ā
I donāt even watch Merlin and Iām dying.Ā
STOP š MAKING š SHOWS š DARK š FOR š THE š āāāāAESTHETICāāāā š I š CANāT š SEE
the 20s are soon upon us
things to include
flapper dresses
jazz music
sex positivity
womenās rights
renewal of arts & culture
increased immigration & cultural sharing
sequins
eyeliner
things to leave behind
racism & nativism
consumerist culture
white guys writing āthe great american novelā
more things to include
black/jewish solidarity
short hair of all textures
suspenders
beaded & embroidered dresses
subtly homoerotic advertising
masculine women, feminine men
things to leave behind
ineffective prohibition laws
wealth gap
this time weāre doing it right
peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet
tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka
peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*
concrete: *cracks*
tony, whispering: what the fuck.
tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-
peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes
tony:??????
thor: what is this child doing on the battlefield
peter: *picks up the hulk, yeets him 700mph at a flock of aliens* ANGERY SHREK ATTACK
thor: ā¦ā¦.nvm
a lot of people donāt fully understand just how insanely strong peter is.
I really want a movie where thereās this Dark Brooding Male Hero whoās like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that heās got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife⦠but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and heās likeĀ āhey babeā theyāre all shocked and theyāre like,Ā āWait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?ā and heās likeĀ āno bro, I just really love my wife, sheās really cool, sheās what keeps me goingā like⦠a reverse fridge
Unfridge your wives 2017
Unfridge your wives 2018
āThis whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!ā
It turns out heās normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her.Ā
why is this the funniest thing iāve ever watched please watch this IM ROLLINGGG
HC: Mordred works it out
oh this is a life saver
Well now I have no excuse to say āthereās no food at homeā š
2018 Grinch has no edge. Heās got no bite. Heās not even that much of an asshole. Heās just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.
1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.
Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.
You can round the edges off a character to make them more ārelatableā or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.
2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern societyās rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being āunproblematicā and in this essay i will
What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?
Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.
PETA
you guys remember when PETA stole people pets off their porches and euthanized them?
you guys remember how it came out that PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in, including healthy and adoptable puppies and kittens, statingĀ ā We could become a no-kill shelter immediately. It means we wouldnāt do as much workā?
you guys remember when PETA advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime of being pit bulls?
you guys remember when PETA handed out these comics to children when there were no adults looking?
you guys remember when they made a porn site and then filled it with videos of animal abuse, and (also in that link) claimed cats should be vegetarian?
you guys remember when PETA lied about sheep shearing, got caught, and defended the lie as true even after they admitted the sheep in their picture wasnāt even real?
you guys remember when they tried to excuse their horrifying ways by claiming that the person who exposed them was manipulating the facts by taking them and putting them in the wrong context?
Because I remember. I remember everything.Ā
And Iām gonna make sure everyone else remembers too.Ā
Why would they kill pit bulls theyāre sweeties
Because PETA does not care about animals. they do not care that these dogs live and breathe and feel and want love like every other dog. they do not care about the history of human/dog bonding and co-evolution, they do not care that dogs and human beings have relied on each other for millennia, they do not care that its cruel and morally repugnant to put down an animal just because you can, they do not care about animals.Ā
PETA cares about money and publicity, its a corporation run by a psychopath who is afraid of pitts as it states in the link: she was apparently bit by one, and now she hates them.Ā
PETA doesnāt give a rats ass about animals. They just want to kill and make money off of idiots who fall of their spiel.
Some celebs support them
ah cāmon, dear-tumb1r, I think youāre being a bit harsh. I mean, okay, PETAās done some questionable things, but itās not like theyāve also
-spread false information about milk causing autism based on outdated bullshit information
-used holocaust imagery to compare the meat industry to concentration camps (no pictures)
-used a young manās brutal death as a way to say āyeah thatās awful but it happens to animals every day and nobody cares about thatā (tw: no pictures but the way the guy died is described and it is really horrible)
-dressed up in KKK robes and protested outside of the Westminister Dog Show to protest breeding/pure bred dogs (tw: racism)
-offered to pay the water bill for literally the poorest neighborhood in Detroit if and only if they all went vegan for a month (tw: self-righteous shitheads)
-and they definitely didnāt have two of their workers accept perfectly healthy animals from an animal hospital, with the implication that they would give them good homes, clarify that these animals were all healthy and well-tempered, and then euthanized them all in the back of a kill-van before dumping their dead bodies behind a grocery store (tw: PICTURES OF DEAD ANIMALS, animal death)
-and they totally didnāt get off pretty much scot-free for it because PETA has loads of money and lawyers to defend themselves, which coincidentally might be why the Cerate family hasnāt seen justice for their kidnapped and murdered dog, Maya. (tw: animal death)
Nah. PETAās not that bad.
(/the heaviest of all my fucking sarcasm, I am salty as a fucking winter road, lord do I fucking hate PETA)
Did you think i was fucking joking, PETA?
I will make sure everyone fucking remembers what youāve done.Ā
Bringing it back, because itās charity season and people need to know NOT to give charity to these fuckers.Ā
there are a lot of weird kinky stories in ancient greek mythology but can you imagine how fucking weird it would be if you walked into pygmalionās workshop to commission some art and found him hardcore making out with some statue like a hipster in a museum
#legitimately having to stop people from making out with statues is one of the most exasperating things about my job #like guys #please #I know you want to be edgy and take instagram selfies - but itās a museum and a historical object and the lighting is terrible anyway #and most importantly itās a museum #I will kick you out myself #and rest assured #I will tell everyone about it #yes I did walk in on someone making out with a bust of Queen Victoria (not even like an artsy peck they were *going for it*) #and it has slightly traumatised me for life #ā¦.. this isnāt a post about thatĀ (x)
@villierscy this wasnāt originally a post about that but now it is PLEASE share more about the freak mashing mouths with queen victoria
Iād watch tf out of thisā¦