Be Your Hurricane

Muse/Rhett, 24, they/he/it Polyam pan trans man 💑👬

[pirates-atthedisco]

Life is Strange, but you get used to the taste

Rhett

[trickthekick]

Working on a Trans!Peter Parker thing because, well. People like me can be Super hero’s too.

[herbgerblin]

“A Lesson in Elvish” inspired by @marywhal‘s TAZ Fic Bury the Lead.

Apologies if the resolution is poor, I tried as best I could. I read this part in chapter eight and it really, really sat with me. The scene itself is straightforward, but they conjured very lovely images in my head that I wanted to illustrate. :>

[daily-davenport]

Today’s Davenport made a new friend!

[ID START: Seven black and white images featuring Davenport and Lucretia. Davenport is a gnome with slicked back hair, a mustache, big mousy ears and a tail. He’s wearing a fancy suit and a bow tie. Lucretia is a human with extremely short hair, and is wearing an long ornate dress with ruffles and a high collar. PANEL ONE: An image of Lucretia sitting at her desk writing on a large stack of papers. PANEL 2: Lucretia sits upright as a voice off screen shouts “Davenport!”. PANEL 3: The camera shifts over to Davenport with a happy look on his face as he holds his hands behind his back as his tail wags and his ears twitch. Lucretia says off screen “oh! Do you need something davenport?” The camera shifts back to Lucretia who shifts in her chair to face Davenport and says “Do you have something for me?” Davenport nods enthusiastically with his hands still behind his back. PANEL 4: Davenport shoves something at Lucretia and she leans back. PANEL 5: Davenport holds a live rat in his hands. PANEL 6: A shot of Lucretia in a very simplified style as she holds the rat in her lap with a very distraught look on her face. PANEL 7: A shot of Davenport simply signing the word “friend” as his tail wags happily behind himself. END ID]

[must-be-mythtaken]

Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.

[must-be-mythtaken]

[gen-is-gone]

He can fence with either hand, if you catch my drift

[digitaldiscipline]

By this logic, which is utterly impeccable, so is Inigo.

[bipolar-bubbeleh]

Of course he is. That was the most flirtatious sword fight in cinematic history. You could literally cut the sexual tension with 2 swords.

[vrailaru]

inseparable

[super-rodimus-fine]

Vent drawing! Princess C in a stained glass window. Probably will do another princess, maybe not, maybe something from another series! Please don’t repost.

[pirates-atthedisco]

It's not self harm if I sleep in my binder if I never. Go to sleep.

[gardenoffish]

Peter b Parker: Michelle Obama is president in this universe?

Miles: yeah? Who’s president in your universe?

Miles: why are you crying?

[zonerbonerz]

Angus, looking at the 3 upper lip hairs he has managed to grow in the past year: I am Angus McDonald

Angus:

Angus: *whispers* man detective

[7clubs]

hey thug what’s your name i’m about to tentacle your d*** 

anyway Hey i still love taakitz

[chaoticgood-m-deactivated202202]

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives

[thatmightyheart]

when you haven’t seen your shapeshifting giant forest spirit deer bf for a whole year so obviously the first thing you do is greet him with a really bad pun

[kevinkevinson]

stay up on that rise and never come down

[midnigtartist]

Saw Into the Spider-verse yesterday and GODDAMN

[souryellows]

[flourgremlin-deactivated2018072]

is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament

because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life

[kittyperson]

is that one merman wearing jeans

[merelei]

means (mermaid jeans)

[ancnome]

A JERMAID

[thejemeofficial]

Merry jhristmas

[therealmnemo]

@more-aoe

[jagyularr]

The company is called December Diamonds. You’re welcome.

Other highlights of their merchandise:

They also have some neat mermaid ornaments as well as some truly bizarre things like a leather daddy flamingo, but let’s be real, these mermen are the main appeal.

[alkonoststorm]

@baratheas

@cyggiestardust

@gwen-skyes

@kohakuhime

@kintatsujo

[kintatsujo]

That octomerman looks like he’s ready to pull his literal skin off, help him

[mpuzzlegirl]

@tragicblueblood

[aredblush]

@pale-silver-comb

[kikkerje]

this is so awful, so tacky, so amazing!

And the names! Here’s Mr Mertini…..

and  Snickerdoodle

but for the girls they have some pretty cool options like

Laptop Liz

and I swear creamsicle is just like a friend of mine

and then this awesome one - queen for a day

and I am sooo getting this for my newly wed friends

and guys they do this tacky monstrosity of a dinosaur that I soo need to have

[vampire-crimson]

i honestly love the way the mermaids are designed like they’re wearing dresses instead of just “here have a tail and a bikini top” i have not seen that NEARLY often enough that is so cool

[biffelderberry]

@voldiebuns

[fishyandclintbarton]

Why does Mr Mertini look like Tony Stark?

[tinak0077-deactivated20230921]

Why is this so tacky but I like it I’m crying.

[opalboba]

Funny thing, we actually sell those raptors at my job

[reroro-art]