Chell's Geekery

I'm Chell (She/her) and I'm 31 years old. Autistic/Jewish/Pansexual. A part of too many fandoms to count.

[conarcoin]

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

[problematic-rayndrop]

Happy 55th anniversary to the moon landing!

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[walmart-the-official]

LOVE THIS!!!

[lizluvscupcakes]

Moon Day’s coming up, lads!

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

HAPPY MOON DAY MONDAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE ‼️‼️‼️🌕

[o0kawaii0o]

Hero of Time

[kitsu-katsu]

If the last tumblr sexyman poll accomplishes anything I really hope it's that more undertale fans will go watch dungeon meshi

PLEASE DO! IT'S AMAZING!! IN EVERY WAY!

- It's written by a woman (Ryoko Kui my goat)

- The manga art is immaculate

- The anime animation is chef kiss

- The most popular ship in the fandom is femslash

- Senshi is actually considered a sexyman canonically

- Our main guy Laios is very autistic and it's incredibly plot relevant. May I say the plot just wouldn't happen if it weren't for this guy's special interest

- It has a sassy aroace cat girl as part of the main cast

- A union man and divorced dad is part of the main cast

- The humor is top tier, the editing in the anime is peak

- The food is really thought out and beautifully animated, always advancing the plot in some way and giving Senshi the opportunity to teach us about ecosystems in the dungeon

- It approaches the DND-like dungeon as an actual ecosystem with biodiversity and niches and a food chain, and it's very thought out

- The way the society of all "human" species is built and how the cultures interact and influence each other is also really thought out

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Left for a week and almost missed the historic event of Tumblr Sexyman Final Voting.

[peachsodah]

Remember to Vote for Senshi!!

some cowboy butt for todays senshi :)

[xeemaee]

Dwarf so hot we have to censor his canonical panty shots as propaganda so that tumblr doesn’t censor it for us 😔

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I didn’t expect Tena’s face as a sensor

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[doppelbangin]

Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.

“How to Respond to Criticism” by Danny M. Lavery for The Toast

[armadillorollup]

know the difference!

[valtsv]

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

[valtsv]

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

[snoopylovessoup]

[oneheadtoanother]

[bophtelophti]

(In case it's not obvious to everybody, this is an edit; "they pay me in woims" is the punchline from a different Nancy comic. The original punchline to this one is also funny:)

[the-real-seebs]

that makes a lot more sense

but the edit is a solid comic

[mortalityplays]

well my phone screen is busted so I can't log into uhhhhh anything ever again. death to 2FA.

[mortalityplays]

"confirm it's you via text" I cant.

"paste the code we sent you via whatsapp" I can't.

"scan this QR code" I can't.

"type in the number shown on your device" I can't.

"have us call you instead" I can't.

"to connect to your own pc on your own home network via physical usb cable, tap Confirm on your phone" WHY DO YOU THINK I'M HERE

[mortalityplays]

I tried to order a usb-c to hdmi connector via a site that turned out to be an amazon storefront, and amazon instantly locked me out and said if I can't verify my account via text I have to send them my passport

[rude-doggy]

got so pissed once about this happening i discovered google has 'backup codes' hidden in ur privacy settings that you can generate and physically hold on to in order to authenticate yourself without any other bullshit. they really try to hide it away but it has saved my ass on several occasions when i wanted to use find my phone and it asked for a code. from my phone. to log in.

[manicpixiedreamalien]

How to link here

[prokopetz]

Strictly speaking, "ultimate" means "last", not "best". It's often figuratively employed in the latter sense to suggest that the thing so described is the final word on the subject, after which nothing more need be said, but if we're being real technical, describing a game or movie that was so bad it killed its entire franchise as the "ultimate" is in fact correct.

[amymistreblogs]

behold, my ultimate attack!

*does an attack so shitty that i die*

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house