tacky af

[stackthedeck]

They’re narrative foils they might as well fuck nasty about it

[prideprejudce]

[afriendlyblackhottie]

[kaijuno]

[soulmvtes]

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn’t happening

[iamnotlanuk]

My old person trait is that I think a website should work in a web browser and not try to open an app

[mommy-mortis]

My old person trait is I think video games should work without needing access to the Internet

[thepariahcontinuum]

My old person trait is that I think when I purchase a product, that it should be complete and functional and also that I should actually own it.

[roots-arrow-deactivated20231003]

Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger

[wormliness]

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

[24602060451-deactivated20241111]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

in rudolph the red nosed reindeer the guy is like "you know dasher and dancer etc. but you might not recall one specific reindeer... rudolph" be serious dude. come on.

[neotrances-deactivated]

[guerrillatech]

[comatose--overdose]

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[whittneydoll]

This generation will say gender’s a social construct then make posts like this

[kiefbowl]

am I crazy wtf is masc about these outfits lmao

[lulus-delivery-service]

no petticoats

[kiefbowl]

without their bonnets!

[qwertyu858]

[marisatomay]

there should be an oscar category called “movie my dad completed without falling asleep on the couch” and it’s more prestigious and contentious than best picture

[communistkenobi]

having offline colleagues is really funny because I had one of them say to me did you know people write their own stories about Star Wars? like they don’t publish it they just post it online for free? And I’m like yeah man that’s nuts right

[communistkenobi]

forget medieval peasants dying after drinking mountain dew if I told my extremely normie office colleagues about the brony cum jar they would be sent to the hospital

[werewolfpresbyterian]

I was out with friends for trivia, and a dear friend who is Twitter levels of online, and not Tumblr levels of online, shares how shocked and scandalized she is at the existence of Bad Dragon. And then shows them to all of the Not Online people at the table.

It was the hardest feat of mental calculus to figure out the right kind of reaction and not simply be like

[neenarchive]

checking over the work email five times to make sure i typed 'thanks for your quick response' and not the full lyrics to closer by nine inch nails

[neenarchive]

kind regards,

i wanna fuck you like an animal i wanna feel you from the inside

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[lakevida]

seeing everyone's spotify stats is so much fun to me i love sounds and i love lists. and i love you