Butthurt Millennial Shitheel

Kristyn. 28

[stumupm]

Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’

Illumination:

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i’m sorry but what the fuck is that DNA kit advertisement supposed to mean

[stevenrogered]

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[gaynfl-moved]

[fullmetalfisting]

You know, that’s fair

[langernameohnebedeutung]

tumblr ancients are pretending we stay on tumblr because we know it won’t end but we are more like these old people in movies who tell others to run and leave them behind, because they lived their entire lives on that shitty farm

[fade-steppin]

throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard

[yayasully]

[slayerbuffy]

[80slesbiab]

[go-to-rakuen]

Low key worried this game is gonna make me a furry and I’ll been fucking a bad dragon dildo by the end of this game lmao

[jetblueivy-deactivated20181121]

oh no

[overgrownvoid]

Hell yeah

[zerodarkwolf]

Fuck yeah

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cursedcatimages]

haircut time

[itsbetterthananal]

it blows my mind when high school teachers think college professors are super professional when this is a literal email i got from my stat professor an hour ago

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

do u remember those fuckers those…

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

THESE

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

And theyre called….. oh no-

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

Hey baby ;)

Wanna touch my Groan Tube

[goattrain]

Neon Groantube Evangelion

[durbikins]

[grimmtidings]

I can literally feel the walls of reality breaking down around me the longer this video plays.

[murdershegoat]

Rejoice, Rejoice! Kristen Stewart Will Star in the Lesbian Christmas Rom-Com of Your Wildest Holigay Dreams!

Behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people!

GUESS WHO JUST BURST INTO TEARS AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 20GAYTEEN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lena-zorel]

I’M HONEST TO GOD CRYING

[murdershegoat]

IT’S A LESBIAN MOVIE

WRITTEN BY LESBIANS

STARRING LESBIANS

GOD IS REAL AND SHE IS A LESBIAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this pic from my biology textbook is way funnier than it needs to be

[chlorophyll-my-cup]

I hate being a bio major bc I know exactly what this stupid picture is referring to

[myothertardisisonthemun]

do tell

[chlorophyll-my-cup]

there are these things called survivorship curves and there are three types Type I (shown in red) Type II (blue) and Type III (green) They’re created by looking at birth and death rates of a given species and the curve shows at what point in time an organism of a specific species will die. For example, humans have a fairly low infant mortality and if you make it to around age 16 you’ll probably survive until you’re around 75 unless there’s an accident or you have some undetected disease that would cause you to die early. Type III are plants, fish, and other marine animals that have a very low chance of survival at birth but if they make it past infancy they will likely live to their life expectancy. Type II are birds, small lizards and mammals and they really just die randomly.

[turing-tested]

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

[turing-tested]

i. forgot to give context for this

[pir8core]

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

[turing-tested]

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth

[great-tweets]

literally what the fuck

[mangolesbian-archive]

[thecollectibles]

Art by Eugene Korolev

[pizzarina-sbarro]

I don’t actively want to die but I definitely think about throwing myself into traffic more than a healthy person should