Planetary Champion

We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think.

[murdernachos]

[planetary-champion]

[aku-no-homu]

[goulashnikov-concern]

[rtrixie]

“The decline of religion will bring us an age of reason, peace and humanity” says local man with no clue about the history of the 20th century

[rex-vandalorvm]

[gop-are-corporate-socialists]

Uh….historically speaking, religion is the at the root of the significant majority of genocide, murder, and oppression. Superstition is NEVER a good alternative to reason for any society.

[rtrixie]

Lol

[teh-naughtious-maximus-the-5th]

0 self-awareness

[unprincemechant]

Genocide is peak rationalism

“No man no problem”

[planetary-champion]

The crime isssssssss life, the ssssssentenccccccce isssssss death

[thankskenpenders]

They took his frog… now, Big’s gonna take their lives

[thecrashman]

John Wick (2014)

[qualitykirbycomic]

Dedede looks like Pablo from the backyardigans

I am going to murder you

[talesfromthecrypts]

🎵 For the times they are a-changin’ 🎵

Watchmen (2009) dir. Zack Snyder

[gearholder]

I’m sorry did Dr. Manhattan do it to that astronaut??

[thebroken--soul]

People : how is life ?

Me :

[expiredcheese]

Maybe Jeff Bezos is only getting a divorce because he realised marriage is a type of union

This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.

[planetary-champion]

Sometimes I miss going on here

[rynnthefangirl]

Random Roman: I would die for you, Caesar.

Caligula: Wonderful! Guards, take him to the gallows.

Random Roman:

[forcedintostarwars]

At the age of 19 Padme Amidala was the queen of a planet and had already saved her people from total crisis

At the age of 19 Anakin Skywalker was married and a general in a galaxy wide war and was considered to be one of the most powerful Jedi in history 

At the age of 19 Leia Organa was a senator in the imperial senate as well as a leader and spy for the Rebellion

At the age of 19 Luke was making vroom vroom noises with his toy planes 

I love him so much

[pianopadawan]

Reblog if you empathize with Luke

[stephendann]

At Luke’s age of 19, Uncle Owen established the longest record of holding back the tidal forces of Skywalker bullshit, besting the previous record of 22 minutes set by Obi Wan Kenobi

[sunflowersolace]

Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America

Steve Rodgers, literally “Captain America”: god me too

[disneytoonland]

[folklorestv]

bonus:

[planetary-champion]

Damn I haven’t been on here in forever

[meme-entomori-deactivated202208]

You really haven’t

[planetary-champion]

Not even sure why

[meme-entomori-deactivated202208]

You wanna see all the memes I’ve found since you’ve been gone?

[planetary-champion]

I cannot afford to unleash that hell further onto this world

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[planetary-champion]

Damn I haven’t been on here in forever

[meme-entomori-deactivated202208]

You really haven’t

[planetary-champion]

Not even sure why