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#1 telemachus lover. sherlock holmes obsessed (in general) art account!!

[thcyn]

obligatory food pic :3

(tried some new brushes today ú_ù)

[unheardoracle]

I love characters who are like "I'm a terrible person" but when you look closer it's more like

"I adapted to survive something and now I don't know how to stop being that version of myself."

[tomoless]

I wanted to push the style I was going for in my last post

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[nina-s0]

Batfam during the world Cup because I'm hyped for the quarter finals:

Dick couldn't give less of a shit. The only sport bro watches is gymnastics when the Olympics come around. He doesn't mind watching it tho cause he thinks it's peak brother bonding time.

Damian had to be physically held back after the Argentina vs Egypt game. Both Damian and Jason were on the brink of murder.

Steph watches every game like a hawk. She's weirdly obsessed with it. And she's always accurate with her guesses on who will win. Nobody knows how she does it.

Cass watches it cause she finds grown men fighting over a ball funny. (Same tbh)

Duke stopped watching after the country he supported got out, but then developed a fascination for Haaland (Norway player) and is now rooting for Norway to win. (Which like same, I love Haaland he's so silly goofy)

Tim supports England cause he thinks Bellingham is hot.

Alfred watching England play is the only time the man shows emotion. He has the whole house supporting England by the end of the match. Bruce gen also supports England cause he's scared of Alfred.

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[jakefisher23]

Superman and batman trapped

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af

i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience

say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!

[the-princely-knight]

fuuuuuuucckkkkk i just got assigned as personal guard to the prince bro fuck

he's just always prancing about in the gardens so he smells like flowers and fine perfume (not that i would have noticed)

he looks up at me with the most pathetic and bright eyes (not that i've been staring at them)

his thin blouse is always left open, showing off his form (absolutely no thought of tearing it open further)

(he also makes the cutest whimpers while resting) he's so annoying

broooo this is gonna suck

[ashwhisker]

gulps

[movene]

i made some keychain designs and i might be opening a acggoods shop soon.

[hannrum]

Bruce and his baby

[plagueislost]

theres something in the water

based on this thread by my friend soapie :) (whole thing under the cut cuz twt sucks ASS)

and pt 2:

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[samsheadraws]

Shazam/Captain Marvel/Billy Batson art dump! I apologize for being AFK but I got so into this little guy and now he is my son!!!! Be nice to my son!!!!!!!!! I’m working my way through the 70s comics forwards! Also, i’m in progress on an 8 page Shazam & Superman identity reveal comic! Preview on my TikTok Story yay!!