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new theory: all these “rare” super moons we’ve been having? the moon is trying to get closer. she needs to tell us something. everybody be quiet.

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Pretty sure there’s a certain Nintendo game that explains why this is a bad thing.

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you know what??? i can’t stop thinking about Lance being in an late 90s/ early 00s teen movie.

*sees Lance literally chained to a tree, and Nyma leaving him and stealing his convertible. He’s outside a house and there is a huge party going on inside*

*freeze frame and record scratch* Hi, my name is Lance McClain. You’re probably wondering how I got into this mess. *cuts to black* Ha, it’s a long story.

*Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus starts to play* *fades to scene* *He’s outside school and walking through the hallways* To start off, I’m a Junior at Garrison High. I’m actually one of the most popular guys there *Some bully yells out “GET LOST, NERD!” and throws a water bottle at his head* All the ladies love me. *winks at Allura* “Hellooooooo” *she and her friends give him the stinkeye* Okay, that might be a lie but hey, at least my friends are pretty cool *he enters the cafeteria, and he is very clearly part of the ‘loser’ group in the movie. He sits down with Hunk and Pidge, who are messing around with robotics on their lunch table* Okay, maybe not cool to you, but they’re pretty cool to me. *the music fades into the hustle and bustle of the cafeteria and the narration ends*

*he waves to them and sits at the table* *Pidge is working on her laptop, typing away code and Hunk is working on the actual robot*

Lance: Hey guys! Ugh, meatloaf day again

Hunk: Lance, I thought you liked meatloaf?

Lance: Not the school’s meatloaf. I swear, that thing is only a day away from becoming radioactive waste.

*they all laugh*

Lance: hey, club signups start this week right?

Pidge: mhm. I mean, me and Hunk already have our hands full with the robotics club, but that isn’t really your deal, is it?

Hunk: Yeah dude, what club are you going to sign up for?

Lance: Uh… well…

Pidge: Lance.

Lance: What?

Pidge: Lance, please don’t tell me you’re thinking of joining the Fighter Pilots

Lance: I mea-

Pidge: *stops typing and looks up from her laptop* Lance.

Lance: I mean, maybe? I- uh… that club is all about action an-

Hunk: Lance, as a friend and fellow lab partner, that’s crazy.

Lance: Crazy? What the he-

Pidge and Hunk: DUDE.

Hunk: Listen, that club is NOT safe.

Pidge: Yeah, I heard that the club president got his arm amputated in freshman year because of one of their “stunts”

Lance: Pidge, don’t be a hypocrite. Your brother is in that club, man. And he’s perfectly fine.

Pidge: Just cause my brother is part of that club doesn’t mean it makes anything they do okay, Lance. *closes her laptop* Besides, I’m pretty sure there’s some sorta “cool factor” you gotta meet to get in.

Lance: I meet the cool factor.

Pidge and Hunk: *exchange glances* … right…

Lance: Listen the club isn’t even THAT cool anyway. I can get in. No problem.

*the doors of the cafeteria open up abruptly* *punk rock music starts playing* *there is a slow motion entrance of the Fighter Pilots, who wear super sick printed bomber jackets with their club logo on the back of them* *three students lead the group into the cafeteria.*

*Lance’s narrations start up again* The Fighter Pilots. *the camera zooms in on one of them* That’s the club president Shiro, a senior who is insanely popular and one of the best students at Garrison High.

*camera moves over to the next student* That’s Matt, Pidge’s brother. In addition to being co-president of the Fighter Pilots, he’s also co-class president of the seniors. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him with any free time on his hands.

*zooms over to the third student* And that guy with the awful hair is Keith, a junior who is-oh-so-luckily in ALL OF MY DAMNED CLASSES. He’s a so-called “prodigy” of The Fighter Pilots. Who knows why?! Maybe it’s because he’s a track star. Maybe it’s because all the ladies fawn over him, but he doesn’t date anyone. Probably to maintain his fake as fuck “cool”, “mysterious” facade. What a joke. *Lance turns back to Hunk and Pidge*

Lance: Pfft. If Keith can join The Fighter Pilots then so can I.

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undertale ost still goes hard dont pretend it doesnt

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this one time i had to rush like 3 essays in a day so i listened to bonetrousle on repeat for probably close to 12 hours to make sure i kept up pace and, you know what, it worked

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Howl’s Moving Castle (ハウルの動く城) illustrations giving us a glimpse of the life of Howl (ハウル) Jenkins Pendragon and Sophie Hatter (ソフィー・ハッター) in their world after the film, by Gori Matsu! The two of them cuddling and reading books in their bedroom, watching HP, nefowls! ^_^ They area big beautiful family with Markl, Calcifer, The Witch of The Waste and Heen.

Thank you, Diana Wynne Jones for writing this masterpiece book!

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hey, ummm quick question, how the FUCK do sailor moon and Ladybug keep their identities a secret? like honestly? Marinette is literally the only person in paris with the exact same hairstyle as Ladybug, and you can say “ohh maybe they think she’s mimicking Ladybug” but no, not the smart people, not her classmates and teachers and parents who know that the girl wore those pigtails wayyy before Ladybug showed up. and that same problem travels over to Usagi. SHE DOESN’T EVEN WEAR A MASK AND YET EVERYONE’S LIKE “WHO’S SAILOR MOON? HER FACE IS SO FAMILIAR WHAT DO YOU THINK USAGI? YOU HAVE THE SAME FACE AS HER, DO YOU KNOW HER?” WHAT THE FUCK?

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the ‘normal everyday school-aged kids with monumental world-saving burdens’ trope is amazing and I hope it never dies because it beautifully illustrates the stressors that exist in adolescent and young adults’ lives and how important it is to recognize other peoples’ battles even if they aren’t the same as your own because everyone reacts differently to academic schedules and the pressures of maintaining a job alongside getting a worthwhile education simultaneously. the solidarity exchanged between the people who share the same struggles—akin to the characters of mismatched social backgrounds in the tight-knit, unlikely ‘framilies’ in works that fit this trope—is often one of the most powerful bonds of friendship in the modern age. just my two cents.

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me: *about to look at the merch for an anime I like*

brain: that’s what you want? some fucking anime? some fucking anime merch on your body and in your life? some god damn anime on your walls? fucking anime merch to let everyone know that you like anime? are you fucking kidding me?

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I AGREE.

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That three part harmony gave me chills

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Nah but honestly like when they released this video I was so happy. Like the oldest sister is hardly around and they’re all always filming independent projects etc so their YouTube channel is just “Lauryn & Chyna” so whenever she’s around they try and get her in it too. It’s so cute & ofc they always end up singing

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I love seeing all these young black Disney stars I saw on Tv back in the day thrive and prosper :’)

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Okay sis in the middle has the cutest freaking facial expressions on this planet…. and her go off sis face 😭😭😭

How did an entire family get this blessed??

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The Kindling Cracker

New Zealander Ayla Hutchinson, now 16, invented this ingenuous device when she was just 14 years old.

After seeing her mother cut her hand while using a splitting axe, Ayla set out to invent a safer way to split firewood. Her initial invention, made of welded scrap metal, won her first prize at her school science fair.

Since then, she’s won a Rising Star Award from Buy New Zealand Made, the Fieldays Young Inventor of the Year Award, and the New Zealand Innovation Most Inspiring Individual Award.

The Kindling cracker has gone on to be a bestseller on Amazon. Every sale supports her burgeoning business.

Ayla hopes to study Engineering or Architecture.

Images: ‘Ayla’s cracker invention keeps user’s fingers safe,’ Taranaki News Online; ‘Kindling Cracker girl Ayla Hutchinson’s story to be told in a book,’ Stuff New Zealand

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Update, Ayla has created the Kindling Cracker King, is unstoppable.

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update ayla has created the kindling cracker king is unstoppable

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i never understood the meaning of “knowing too much” until today

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A gay Indian prince has opened up his 15-acre palace grounds to vulnerable LGBT people and is said to be constructing more buildings to house visitors. Prince Manvendra Singh Gohil, who is the son and probable heir of the Maharaja of Rajpipla in Gujarat in western India, will run the centre with his organisation The Lakshya Trust. The royal, who was ostracised by his family after coming out publically in 2006, started the community based organisation to support gay men and educate people about the prevention of HIV/Aids.

“I want to give people social and financial empowerment, so eventually people who want to come out won’t be affected. They will have their own social security system. It won’t make a difference if they are disinherited.”

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The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.