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Aronee, she/her, brown. Love Arrested Development, bunnies, and all types of art

[thebootydiaries]

New Yorker 1, on his deathbed: b..bada bing...

New Yorker 2, crying: bada boom.. bada.. boom..

[tirebaby-a-deactivated20201118]

MR GOLDBLUM??????

[eroscestlavie]

WHY IS HE AN IG THOT 

[chikier]

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

[catchymemes]

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

[skrambled]

“entropy always comes for its due, and that’s what even lobsters must accept” is a bizarre sentence even for this website

[squareclocks]

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

[fini-mun]

From what my therapist told me, this happens because our emotions aren’t really on the ‘opposite’ ends like we tend to think of it. Happiness is not ‘up’ and sadness is not ‘down’-. In a way they’re actually right ‘next’ to each other.

If you’re super happy, it can turn into super sad very easily, because your emotions are already highly elevated and it’s only a very minor shift as far as your brain is concerned.

Knowing this can help you fight it, and it can help you be more aware of what’s going on while you’re happy and help avoid shifting towards misery.

I used to always wonder why it seemed like my happy days ‘couldn’t last’ or that bad things would ‘always’ happen when I was happy. It’s not that happiness is doomed to fail, it’s that emotions are volatile. I hope that helps people who experience this too- when you understand what’s going on more it’s easier to manage.

[fuckyeahuglycars]

me: maintains a 5 second following distance for safe braking every other driver on the road:

[verybestmonica-deactivated20211]

Ever since the Gorillaz announced that Ace of the Gangreen Gang from The Powerpuff Girls is their new bassist I had the question: “Wait, does this mean that The Powerpuff Girls exist in the Gorillaz universe?” 

So I drew it.

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[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth

[iamnolongerhere-l-deactivated20]

leather jacket got me feeling like the 80’s

[jinglyjangly]

I dont want bethesda to ever get rid of how fo4 does cutscenes because there is just something special about talking to someone and having a vertibird kill you both in the middle of it

[falloutuniverse]

I snorted

[the-dubstep-strawberry]

I don’t think there’s a better example of the above than this:

[vkm11-deactivated20220316]

Uh excuse me, how can we forget this classic and masterpiece

[colonel-killa-bee]

😂

[dat-soldier]

[brittaden]

self care is rewatching gilmore girls

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

She’s a

[lopmon]

[6lacksoul]

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

this is still probably my favorite interaction i’ve had on youtube

[emospacekid]

me in bed, thinking about everything my mental illness has taken from me