Hi everyone!

Elias/Eliie - 21+ - any pronouns! (Pokemonirl RP blog, Unreality CW)

[poketherapist-in-training]

Greetings!

I am Elias / Ellie ! I go by she/her and he/him prons, no they/them please!

My sibling is @newcomer-karp! They wanted me to join them cause they were tired of having to physically show me the cute pokemon posts on here and wanted to be able to send them to me directly...

But it also seems cool! And I'd love to participate and get to know more about the wider world.

I am a therapist in training! I attend Uni for my psych degree! My partner pokemon is Pippy the Chancy (the name made more sense when she was a happiny...but oh well). You are required to have a Chancy to apply for the psych degree, but I happened to already have her ;) She's my icon! In both the literal and blog way.

Pelipper mail: On!

NOTHING ON THIS BLOG IS MEDICAL ADVICE! FOR LEGAL PURPOSES! AND LIKE ACTUALLY IM STILL IN SCHOOL!

But hey, if it helps, it helps!

(ooc below)

Hello! Forgot to do this before!

I’m Lorelai! I use he/she as well! No they :)

I actually fully am a psych student in training to be a therapist! This character is very much a self insert, but has a lot of unique bits as well.

I’m super open to everything including shipping and text roleplay! Feel free to interact however!

Cheers!

[nankinkat]

Football AU

[nankinkat]

More Football AU second image based in this >> video

[dididc]

fooootbAAAALLL AUUUUUUU I LOVE you Kat❤️

[woobats-and-witch-hats]

What’s your favorite enrichment to provide for your pokemon?

Here at the conservancy I like to give the batties puzzle toys with fruit baby food in them to lap up.

[newcomer-karp]

My favorite is probably giving my cleffa, Pi, one of those little tech kits they make for children. Like a little make-your-own remote controlled car kit.

I have to be VERY careful doing that though. She likes making... improvised pyrotechnics. So it's a full-supervision task. But she's a smart little thang and I like encouraging her to be creative so its worth it.

Otherwise.... hiding treats around for my dunsparce. There're these little treats she goes crazy for so I'll put them places like on top of the fridge so she gets some exercise. Watching her fly with her tiny wings is always an experience.

Otherwise she's a lazy little lump so its hard to get her to be active. Spends most of the day lazing around in sunbeams or around one of the heating elements set up around the house.

[newcomer-karp]

HAPPY "ODDISH" DAY!

I live in the uhh... oddish. capitol of unova of course I'm obligated to celebrate it

Jokes aside there is actually someone here with an oddish named Mary Jane. Its a bit of a local mascot, though our cowardly local politics would never officially recognize it.

[pkmn-salem]

pls look at how my ditto sleeps...

...orb...

[literal-trubbish]

House MD is wild because what do you MEAN Dr. Greg House brought in a damn Pignite and FILTERED A PATIENT’S BLOOD THROUGH THE PIGNITE’S LIVER? Something something Maushold bites something something toxic yaoi.

Peak television though. 👍

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Enough pondering the orb, it’s time to sip the orb

[newcomer-karp]

Y'all a lot just happened. Went out with my sibling for a nice walk and we found a wingull tangled up in fishing line! Poor dude was stuck in the water with the line tying it to some reeds! A very kind fisherman with a raft floated out, cut it loose, and brought it up to me. It's very lucky for me to have been there! The wildlife center was closed by the time I got back in town and I certainly trust its chances under my care more than its chances being released back into the wild. I think its wing is broken, poor fella.

It's in a cardboard box in my garage for now. Tomorrow I'm bringing it into the wildlife center to get it help.

Shoutout to my sibling ( @poketherapist-in-training ) for cutting it loose! I was having trouble finding where the thread was going but he fixed it super fast!

Also, wingull bites kinda hurt tho. Like a pair of pliers being squeezed on your finger.

[anxeious]

if u see this, PLEASE put in the tags what you’re having for dinner tonight! i am curious! thank u!

[jadeazora]

A very fluffy flying tackle to wake you up in the morning.

Animation by NilililN25!

[jovvilo]

spot panda

[licensed2faint]

You have a breeding population of spinda?!? You gotta tell us what thats like. The shenaniganry potential is Unlimited.

- @newcomer-karp

it's GREAT. I have some sort of bizarre semi-immunity to teeter dance shenanigans, which means I am sometimes found slowly spinning around with the parade

(a group of Spinda is called a parade btw)

BUT. i am NOT immune to spending like an hour watching them do their thing. that shit is hypnotic.

[a video of a parade of Spinda. they are standing in tall grass, doing their thing and wobbling about. it's a full 20 minutes of this, uninterrupted but for Laser occasionally pointing one out by name.]

the more you watch the more you realize how truly impressive they are. Like with how wobbly and unstable they look, you'd imagine they're bumping into each other a lot, right? But in the whole video, they never collide even ONCE. they always swerve away without even seeming like they're doing it on purpose, almost like it's planned.

Truly it is a dance. I love u spinda. nobody gets you like I do

[rover-on-rotomblr]

GIVE! YOUR! FRIENDS! A! CABBAGE!

[poketherapist-in-training]

Pelipper Mail!

A cabbage!

-A note is attached. It says

"The porygon told me to :)"

The handwriting is incredibly familiar... wait, it's your sibling @newcomer-karp !

(Why they decided to send this through pelipper mail instead of walking up to you and giving it to you is a mystery.)

(-P.S. there is a cabbage on Pippi now)

Oh sick.

Bites into it like an apple.

Yummmmm....

[poketherapist-in-training]

HAPPY MOZZARELLA STICK MONDAY

[newcomer-karp]

Mozzarella! Stick!

Put em in your... Mouth!

I should get poke-safe ones

[poketherapist-in-training]

No don’t buy anymore, there’s like six packs in the fridge. Pippi is going thru it.

[poketherapist-in-training]

HAPPY MOZZARELLA STICK MONDAY

[gotta-pet-em-all]

man. why is everyone nowadays a chosen or hybrid or god's specialest little blorbo. like no shade, we don't choose the life, but it feels difficult to find common ground. please reblog if you post about things like bread and cute pokepics, i wanna interact with more low stakes folks!

[poketherapist-in-training]

Bro this is a mood I’m just a college student xD. Probably why I lurk a lot! o/