Lena :)

Self-Identified Nuisance

[polarispost]

I am simply a collector

[falafels]

rare but just frequent enough to be noticed Orange Blur sightings. driver equal parts scared and annoyed. discussions over potential cryptid. neil josten likes to chase the google maps car

[andrewsleftarmband]

Fucking most crack au ever holy shit

Google typically hires outside drivers from different places as opposed to using their own staff. Andrew likes driving. Gets hired to be the Google Maps car. Neil chases the car. Andrew chases Neil. They fall in love.

Outsider pov for like half the fic and it’s just socmed style cryptid blogs theorizing and arguing with each other.

[polarispost]

This sparked a similar but different idea in my brain of geoguessr pros discovering the Same Guy in literally every single country and starting a massive quest w their followers to track him down

[elvis-shrimpley]

Woah mama I'm a shrimp

[aflo]

I truly believe we don't have much time left

[gremlinnddraws]

“Party’s inside”.

“And my partner is outside. Alone”.

[sadclowncentral]

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

[polarispost]

This is so me when I wasn’t paying attention to my wife so she looked at my screen to see what I was so focused on and it was the Wikipedia page for oats

[stella-draws-things]

[polarispost]

I refuse to let this stay hidden in the replies

[lovecrumbss]

pink spring * Wilhelm Schnarrenberger/Jacqueline Williams/Hugo Grenville/Émile Schuffenecke/Frederick Carl Frieseke/Robert Schiff/James Ensor/Emilia Castañeda

[loumandliker]

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

[loumandliker]

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

[caltracat]

[polarispost]

Thinking about the unmatched joy I had in high school buying the largest slushie before every football game. Green Apple Jolly Rancher flavor I miss you dearly <3

[aboutoriginality]

[dawg4aday]

i'll be honest, this was more gay than the pride tape

[coughloop]

Guy at the bar keeps trying to pick a fight with you and when you turn him down and say you don't want to take it outside he busts out the biggest, saddest, most shining puppy dog eyes you've ever seen

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lainpsx]

[targetedknowledge]

[sncrlynwtms]

“jean moreau? jeremy knox.”

jean:

[sainzxcrosby]

no one does it like them.

[starrynet]

everyone look at this goal!!!