polyblank

agent polyblank NOT at your service! | i am NOT a spy.

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[threedollarsdotcom]

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

[pois0ncandy]

first base: psychosexual obsession

second base: torture

third base: holding hands

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Livin la penis smoka

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[helicalsymmetry]

i forgot how fucking hilarious "informational" mental health diagrams can be.

[scipunk]

American Cyborg: Steel Warrior (1993)

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[yuriwinged]

can i be your fuckable loser

[hellasc-deactivated20260327]

Why would anyone wanna fuck a loser

[yuriwinged]

you understand nothing

[vampirekoolaid]

[vampirekoolaid]

[vampirekoolaid]

[vampirekoolaid]

[vampirekoolaid]

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[thedickcavettshow]

hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

[wosp-reactivated]

Please don't return me to the store

[miss-mania]

I'm just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I'm just messing around with you,

[meatman-the-ace]

going to partys not to steal shit but to sneeze on ur fucking tv when u arnt looking

[medievaljournalist]

torture doesnt work on me anymore

[pjackk]

1 gulp was left my lucky day

But now i dont feel normal