alexa, kill this clown

[theminingengineer]

@uncle-scavenger @k-huckabee3 @medic981 @dadpat--tactual

[theprincewhowasacowboy]

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

@tinyandardent

[wagahai-da]

stop being weird about other peoples’ gender and presentation and start being weird about your own

[velomono]

[unyanizedcatboys]

[sunflowerbutch]

if you have cool weird parents you don’t get credit for being cool and weird. if ur mom raises lizards and teaches interpretive dance and named you Genesis Wizard you had an unfair advantage and, after adjusting for inflation, you’re a normie

[incomingalbatross]

Gandalf: Hmm, I think the Shire-folk need to be reintroduced to the outside world… Gradually, though, this isn’t the sort of thing you can do all at once. I’ll just bring one hobbit on an adventure again, to start with, just to plant a seed…

Bilbo Baggins, having gone on one (1) adventure: *acquires a mithril-coat, Gondolin-blade, and the One Ring; becomes an Elf-friend, close to the Elvenking and Elrond Halfelven; orders party favors from Dale and Erebor decades later; learns Quenya; goes to live at Rivendell; compiles a comprehensive history of the First Age in Westron from translated Elvish epics and primary-source accounts; becomes personal friends with the Heir of Isildur; eventually sails to Valinor*

[bilbobagginsbrainrotblog]

Bilbo entering the outside world;

[vedurnan-archive]

Hello guys. Any pics for me today?

[bapouro]

This guy can go wherever he wants, right?

[bigpoppypuppy-deactivated202412]

on a ride like that? absolutely…

[biggaytony]

[koobiie]

[cute-animals-only]

cheshire cat

[shadowtherat]

Donut is learning the “Rob a Purse” rat trick! 

[13lizardsinatrenchcoat]

CRIME RAT CRIME RAT CRIME RAT YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[moveslikekeithrichards]

they dont pay me enough to witness this shit

[pissvortex]

harsh noise fans with tinnitus sitting alone in a completely quiet room

[clementiens]

[fake-gamer-boy]

Yo...

[fluffysheeple]

i wish there were bumblebees and moths the size of cats. oxygenate the atmothsphere to carboniferous period levels now

[fish-to-male]

one day some of you will actually go outside and go to pride and you’re going to meet old black queens who refers to themselves as femme, you’ll meet people from small towns who still use the word transsexual, you’ll see that your local activist organization set up a stall about your local LGBT history that includes leather bar’s history, you’ll see lesbians in groups refer to themselves as “guys” and “boys”, you’ll see someone with breasts and pasties and little else have “he / him” painted on his chest, and you’ll be so caught up with your terminally online attitude that instead of appreciating the wide diversity of people who exist in the LGBT community who are brave enough to share themselves you’ll just be formulating posts and tweets in your head for when get home about how “problematic” it all was and it’s honestly tragic

[the-binging-of-babish]

the binging of babish

[genderwizard]

wizard hat cowboy brim

[wizardsisananimal]

[czl]