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Captain | he, him | trans & really really gay | 22 | Germany --- Wants to hold Wolverine's hand --- If you're a TERF/anti-sjw I'm not sure what you're doing here --- alternate title: dirty scruffy men looking to the left --- 💉 03.29.18 :)

[poofycaptaincantankerous]

hewwo, i know i've been barely active on tunglr.hell recently but consider following me on the bird site

https://twitter.com/WhosYourCapt?s=09

[oli-verwelke]

english: Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide

german: NED’S ULTIMATE SCHOOL MADNESS

[chalight-deactivated20221223]

english:  Home Improvement german: Listen who’s beating there

[greggormortis]

Wow! I love The Adventure Zone :)

[cartoonishvendor]

Manche von euch haben sich nie Dieter angesehen, welcher sogar ein Auto hat, und das merkt man.

[iavenjqasdf-deactivated20240911]

The last thing transphobes see before @warriormale suplexes them straight into hell

[weirdmageddon]

[pumakaji64]

Evidence

[luna-and-mars]

Executive dysfunction gothic

- You have to shower. You cannot shower. You are standing right in front of the shower. You want to shower. You cannot shower.

- The meeting begins. “Did everyone see the email?” There is a chorus of nodding heads. You nod, too. You think you may possibly have checked an email account before, on one single occasion, at some unknown time, probably in a past life.

- You are hungry. You have been hungry for three days now. The hunger has not spontaneously resolved itself. How inconvenient, you think. How rude.

- You depend on your planner/calendar. You loathe your planner/calendar. You can’t function without it. You live in constant fear of it. It’s an unhealthy relationship. You think you both should start seeing other people.

- There is a pile on your floor. It is a treasure trove, the Room of Requirement. It has everything. You look for something specific. It has nothing. There was never any pile.

- There’s been a change of plans, they say. You don’t understand. They repeat: “there’s been a change of plans.” You don’t understand. The mere suggestion causes a buzzing in your head that drowns out everything else. You don’t understand.

- You’re in class and you don’t understand the lecture. You look back at your past notes. You look at a calendar. You have not been to class in two weeks. You have no memory of this supposed time. Where did it go? Why did it leave?

- “Organizational tips for success: Keep a planner! Write it down! Stick to a schedule! Make a list!” You are torn between deranged laughter and ugly crying. You choose both.

[cikero]

man shut up unless you’re a frog

[pixelatedfrog-deactivated202009]

[official-german-translationen]

Das Fühl wenn du ein Literaturbuch für die Schule kaufen musst

[stripmallmom-deactivated2018092]

asking any person in a polo shirt, in public, “hey do you work here” despite not being in a store.

[browsedankmemes]

[shock]

imagine being corvo F. attano (the F stands for Fucking) and you go to take a nap after escaping prison like the absolute maniac that you are and you wake up in the middle of some awful topsy turvy dream world that smells like fish and whatever Void also smells like and you’re greeted by ezra miller (outsider) dressed in gucci boots and a designer trench coat and leggings and he’s hanging upside down from a tree like “heeeeeeeey. how was prison” i would just lie down on the cold cold ground and go back to sleep 

[allcod]

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[juicemcelroy]

tag urself as a griffin intro

and I’m griffin mcelroy, the emperor of piss

i’m your sweet baby brother griffin mcelroy and look how sticky my hands are

I’m your oldest brother, justin mcelroy

i’m naruto

im justin mcelroy jr

I’m your sweet ass brother griffin mcelroy

and I’m griffin, guys, what the FUCK is going on any more?

whats your name, little one? i think its Ghoul Rat Fin Mummy Rat

and i’m pimbles, the bread man

I’m your sweet baby brother, Tyler Tyler Tyler

I’m Hank “The Spank Tank” Jankerson

Uh, I’m griffin mcelroy, and I don’t have shit to do

I’m griffin mcelroy, i’m playing minecraft right now

i’m the valeDICKtorian. You don’t get my name

[shiftythrifting]

Jups.

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