1920s gangster voice: when you stare into the boid the boid stares back
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

oozey mess
Xuebing Du
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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#extradirty
Mike Driver
One Nice Bug Per Day
DEAR READER
Claire Keane
RMH
will byers stan first human second
occasionally subtle
hello vonnie
todays bird

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izzy's playlists!
taylor price
Game of Thrones Daily
KIROKAZE
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1920s gangster voice: when you stare into the boid the boid stares back
Have you guys seen that clip
Go off Kermit
we're just normal men
Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???
assessing the situation before he shoots his shot
Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king
they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"
It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD
This tag has been more effective than any meds I’ve ever taken
This tag has been more
effective than any meds
I’ve ever taken
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere
This person could make bank selling these packages on ebay
I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot
I’m gonna think about killing myself
so make it
Cunt
this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"
My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.
ok but what if we normalize having a party where you dress up & are the center of attention & all your friends congratulate you on your divorce. more unhappy couples would hurry up and pull the plug, i will bet you
now this hallmark romcom i would WATCH
my tags tested well with the studio audience:
#kinda crazy how our wedding-obsessed capitalist culture pressures couples to over-commit & marry before building healthy foundations
"putting on a fancy dress and being celebrated on your special day" sounds so harmless but we teach young girls that it's something you have to "earn" by marrying some guy. ANY guy. by an arbitrary deadline of like 27 or whatever.
and if you don't get married or get married too late? no party for you!!! that's insane and we should talk about it more. babe you don't want a wedding you want a quinceañera
every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am
Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself
goes hard ngl
Consider:
i am a proud butt pirate; reblog if you are a proud butt pirate
i am a proud butt
pirate; reblog if you are
a proud butt pirate
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
The feared sting-ray
The elusive and mysterious StingRug
SNUG RAY
"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
VAGINA!!!!
Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.
It was a global problem
The only way to talk to these people.
PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT
I drew these emo cats