chad dylan cooper stan account

hey baefy *kisses you tenderly*

[dogpuppy]

[sacred-portal]

[low-polly]

scrub daddy: i;m a spoge

[iloveyou9]

[godsperfectwomanforreal]

[roxylalonde]

[grecoromanyaoi]

"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw

[tachyon-log]

"Twitter" was designed in a lab to contribute the greatest sum total of malevolence to the global sociosphere out of any human-made invention. It would have succeeded, but is currently third to both "Car" and "Mahjong."

[antigoneprogone]

I close my eyes. I enter my Mathemagical Mind Palace. I see the object before me. I'm working out the differential equations. The derivative of the function with respect to time is equal to a constant times the second derivative of the function with respect to distance from the origin. A billion vectors rendered in with ray-tracing. I see the phase portrait. I see the three-dimensional manifold in a four-dimensional space. The shadows on the wall and the ancient beings who make the shadows. I peer into the amethyst eyes of the unyielding serpent. I have done my calculation.

Out of the suggested cooking time of "18 to 20 minutes", I will be cooking this pizza for: 19 minutes.

[blemgoid]

the hoes are conspiring against you, milord

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[trans-hawk]

girl don’t you ship hockey players.

[nypaingers]

And baseball players 👍🏻

[greatwaytokillhim]

cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

[probuccalfat]

great! now do the same medical study with women

[probuccalfat]

[kosmogrl]

december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good

[feeblepeon]

I’m so sick of living in this stupid haunted mansion

[bippus]

ㅤ

[feeblepeon]

Will you fuck off?

[dogpuppy]

[3000s]

[thriron]

[guooey]