Jesse!

technologist and internet guy

[popcyberpunk]

okay I'm gonna do what I shoulda done uhhhhh 15 years ago and make a secondary blog to actually... use the website with... so that this can exist solely to host my five page personal site

[demonprincex]

social contract is all fucked now, nobody wears ear buds on the train anymore and almost nobody will assassinate a politician for the greater good

[dickstolebyanalien]

hot ones seems tailormade for a hitman mission. important person eating poisonable food in public, bald guy to impersonate, its all there. presumably some kind of clockwork dollhouse of employees to surveil and subvert somewhere offscreen in the black void

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[aidaughter]

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

[xenosagaepisodeone]

I hope the next pope is a gyaru

[petpet-lab-ray]

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[erodingsinner]

once you learn about pseudoscience you're forever doomed to get angry when people talk about like. love languages or stockholm syndrome. but forced to stay quiet lest your lose your mind trying to correct millions of people

[popcyberpunk]

me, zero note wonder: oh shit a tumblr ask, will it be:

1. a bot

2. random fandom bullshit

3. a bot with random fandom bullshit

4. a sexbot

[adobe-outdesign]

For crimes regarding noise pollution, the Make Some Noise Techo has been sentenced to sports fan purgatory to be tortured indefinitely

at least this Kacheek seems concerned about it

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[bugsnax]

the neopets subreddit is actually really good sometimes

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[violentoffender]

[errantsquam]

Oh? You're approaching me?