The Vatican

Meg | 21 | they/she/he if you're frisky | dyke

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[cryptotheism]

I'm impervious to physical damage in a sexual way

[vedurnan-archive]

[inkandguns]

[senatortedcruz]

This is so beautiful

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the problem with genetically modified crops is not so much the genetic modification but the patenting of genetic codes (and crops in general) as a tool of maintaining agricultural imperialism, and for this reason I can't talk to most people about GMOs

[clowngirlcreampie]

*to a t4t couple*

so which one of you is the quick brown fox and who is the lazy dog?

[the-haiku-bot]

so which one of you

is the quick brown fox and who

is the lazy dog?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[moth-moth-the-magic-moth]

#MyFly

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[ceruleanheaven]

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

[ceruleanheaven]

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

[ceruleanheaven]

lets all kill ourselves

[hippieghost]

This is a tea checkpoint.

Is your tea getting cold?

Did you turn on your kettle and forget about it and now the water is cold again?

Is the tea bag still in?

Did you intend to start the tea making process and forget?

Congratulations! You remember now.

[batavias]

watched backrooms and there was a girl who dropped her phone so apocalyptically loudly during one of the film's tensest moments behind me that the four people sitting in the same row as me screamed, setting off a bizarre chain reaction down further towards the screen. like a scared Mexican wave. Movie was fine but after that event I did sheepishly feel like I was in a sociological experiment of some kind and represented the only dullard visibly not reacting to the stimuli as a percentage

[volcanic-crater]

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

[bungerc0re]

best part of jordan peterson ytps is how few cuts you need. he just says so much stupid bullshit in a row

[bungerc0re]

there is one cut in this sentence

[mclennonyaoi]

[eelsabound]

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

[eelsabound]

[thatsyrupdrinker]

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most beautiful world possible

being alive with mama

[drakonovisny]

there's more! 🥹

[segamascott]