The pormpf of all time

22 year old Australian dude. just some random idiot. horribly anxious 99% of the time he/him

[bigger-rat]

Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)

[lieutenant-sappho]

transition timeline

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

winding up for a thunderous soviet slap on th ass

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

i had a very intense nightmare when i was a young child where my nintendo gamecube had some sort of built in weather alert feature and when i tried to play melee during a tornado this screen came up along with a really loud buzzing sound and i woke up with tears coming out of my eyes

[boccher]

i think every british journalist should just be gunned down

[maidthings]

On the small soggy wet archipelago that makes up the modern day united kingdom, sunny days are a rare phenomenon. As such, the peoples of england cherish each and every one, even going so far as to write songs about them in their local music. With sunlight in such high demand, to block it deliberately is nigh unthinkable, hence their cultural confusion at the invention of the parasol.

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[soulgremlin]

Thought three:

[creatures-in-posts]

This creature drinks orange juice every day

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[hooved]

i've been thinking about this person's profile icon from second life for days

[dogpuppy]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[wowwforever]

music jon bois plays before revealing the Arizona Cardinals didn't make the playoffs

[wayneradiotv]

look , see this cherries? theyre my balls. my fat nuts

[airwar]

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

[correctopinionhaver]

[mintypineapple]

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

[2hoothoots]

i may be late for the psychonauts anniversary, but i'm just in time for 4/20

[wizardshark]

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

[blappature-executive]

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[nyaa]

卵

[nyaa]

[10-4ward]

Wickedpedia

[karnalesbian]

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

[parmashaun]

[karnalesbian]

[demonoflight]

Something that gets me about Pokemon Pokopia is that you actually find out what led to the setting of Pokopia pretty early on. While exploring the world you find dozens of logs that explain in very clear terms what's going on. But Ditto remains clueless about it no matter how many logs you collect, and cannot offer so much as a theory to Professor Tangrowth and the others.

And then I realized they have no reaction to the logs for the same reason they have no reaction to signs and info board items--

DITTO CAN'T READ.

[pormpf-spimperton]

But then how does PC?

[r0zeclawz]

it takes a village to destroy a baby (powerful baby)