- Spooky -

[itsdansotherblog]

[petapeta]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[true-drew]

[homunculus-argument]

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

[tricky-pockets]

"Ass hair?"

"All of it, yeah. Top priority, apparently. That's gonna take some doing, but whatever; I'm paid hourly." *shrugs*

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[transhuman-priestess]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[skunkoon]

(Art courtesy of @shitpostsampler )

[digitalbeachrave]

[jwanito]

the prophecy is complete

[yokowan]

555 timer ICs are a kind of woodland beastie

you flip over a log and there's just a couple of these guys hanging out underneath

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

consider:

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

OH WAIT I LITERALLY GOT A TAG WITH THIS

this indeed COOKS

[inkbee]

I’m losing my fucking mind there’s a whole god damn online database full of illustrations for illuminated manuscripts, you don’t need a subscription or anything. And it has a search function so you can enter key words for whatever you want to see. Right now I’m looking for fucked up illustrations of the apocalypse in Revelations, like so;

If you click the images on the website they come out super high def too. They also have a couple bestiaries, as well as some illustrations of the Divine Comedy. This is my new best friend I’m so fucking excited

[arianaderalte]

yes. excellent.

[heliophile-oxon]

I think there must be lots of people who need this?

[dontmindmyunicorn]

both of these prompts were in the same lesson

[tiktoksgay]

[fablepaint]

more of this please

[tropicalscream]

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

[catgirl-kaiju]

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat

[egberts]

[max1461]

Had my car fixed by a quantum mechanic. Now whenever I look at my speedometer my GPS stops working.

[animentality]

[rimpyspinkeye-deactivated202406]

[krudman]

[tundrakatiebean]