An Average Potato

Adult, she/her “Wonderful 'tatoes! Delicious any which way, We seek them always” -haiku by @cukoobirdy bc I requested as personal favor

[todayintokyo]

Volleyball player Yuji Nishida accidentally hit a line judge. This is how he apologized.

[pac-apologist]

Too real to leave in the tags

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

#gomenaslide

[retropieos-official]

[babushkaat]

[nibeul]

maki at different stages

[id: It’s two headshot drawings of Maki. The first is pre shibuya, where she has long greenish hair tied into a ponytail with bangs, purple rectangular glasses, and she’s wearing the jujutsu high uniform. The second is post awakening around the time of the Shinjuku showdown, where her heavenly restriction has made progress in healing some of her burns and her right eye. Her hair is growing out again, but still short and shaggy, and she’s wearing a black turtleneck. /end id]

[penandinkprincess]

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

[penandinkprincess]

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

[penandinkprincess]

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

[justasmidgx]

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

[penandinkprincess]

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

[todayintokyo]

Volleyball player Yuji Nishida accidentally hit a line judge. This is how he apologized.

[nitro77hearts]

Can that be called a Gomenaslide

[datasoong47]

[animentality]

[malimyas]

Imagine not being able to touch your wife for years even though she is right infront of you that whole time because if you do youll die, and then all of a sudden you can touch her without that consoquence and some insecure bro tells you your gay for showing affection to her that isnt like "omg now i can clap cheeks whenever I want, what an ace in the hole!".

[nattousan]

ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy

homie was down bad, and can we blame him?

[hopeless-eccentric]

that guy is jazz trumpeter dizzy gillespie! i think it was the smithsonian which just found a second angle of this moment and .

yeah, me too dizzy

[depsidase]

[headdunk]

great image, helpful infographic. that being said this is the most useful reaction image ive seen in my life

[mainelysyd]

[thelastpilot]

Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar 

[pocketss]

goodbye boy

[valend]

bro is laughing as if his dad wasn’t one of Paul’s girlfriends

[docjackal]

Tis the season for greason's. @pangur-and-grim

[sickfreaksirkay]

kind of obsessed with thesaurus dot com claiming that lover is a synonym for knight

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

oh shit we got december tomorrow…

[spirit-box-recording-deactivate]

you're lying

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

WE GOT DECEMBER TOMORROW

[therootbeersprite]

[cowboydeanwinchester]

the thing about me is i get hannibal and hamilton confused

[cowboydeanwinchester]

yeah so i just thought to myself, it’s wild how there’s a musical about the guy who eats people

[cowboydeanwinchester]

THATS WHAT SWEENEY TODD IS ABOUT?

[cowboydeanwinchester]

enough. i thought it was like a boy who was a ballerina. idk where that came from

[captains-clever-goose]

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[afeelgoodblog]

Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Note: that is not a lumberjack!!! Most likely it is a domesticated marine biologist, possibly a domesticated fisherman, (you can tell because it has been clothed in wool, which stays warm when wet, so it is is clearly well cared for).

While this may be appropriate enrichment for your DOMESTICATED and WELL TRAINED marine biologist or fisherman, please remember that lumberjacks may be tame, but are not domesticated. They are still wild, and they absolutely will freak out if they see you swimming around in their forests.

[vanshira]

did you write this notice for the belugas or

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.