DoberThey/Them

I started this blog because it's cheaper than buying a computer to scrawl this nonsense on. It's gon be wild ya'll. I *will* edit my posts constantly to correct spelling errors. Any/All, very sweary, and old as fuck. (see?) Dirty commie.

[geopsych]

Sit under the tree for a moment and watch the water

[orbitingrook]

[tpwrtrmnky]

The fundamental problem of spellblade characters in all fantasy media, games or otherwise, is the conflict between "this fucks tremendously" and "there's no practical reason to do this if there are balanced caster/fighter mechanics"

Why dual wield a sword and a spell? Because it's incredibly fucking cool. Is the tradeoff from being in close combat casting spells, and less specialized in actually using your weapons, worth it? No.

It's an overpowered main character-coded skillset, which means that if the rules are fair it's going to be sort of mid, always. It's incredibly cool for something mid as hell.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Scruffy failgirl spellblade and her two girlfriends: The butch fighter and high femme wizard who are outskilling her in their respective fields

[demilypyro]

BEING A RED MAGE IS A RESPECTABLE AND VERSATILE CLASS CHOICE

[potroasttheghostdog]

Spellblade classes are for indecisive girlfailures confirmed

[lesbonightcrwlr]

Mega energy that makes you woke

[incandescent-creativity]

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[incandescent-creativity]

[mamatater]

Love having coffee with my sentient grape pokemon who just stares at me with dead eyes

[mlarayoukai-archive]

The pet bed and doggy bowl and bone for the pet balloon. Pokemon is awesome

[silkysong]

father please.

[emtropi]

the alien when it bursts out of someone‘s chest:

[tpwrtrmnky]

If you're a cis man who feels inexplicably drawn to trans women's communities but don't want to intrude because it's not For You, you should know that the average transfem-dominant discord server has several completely cis guys in it, and we're not trying to get that number down by kicking them out.

We're trying... other methods, but strapping young lads such as yourself wouldn't turn down a bunch of pretty women giving you attention now, would you?

[lumpyflakycum]

The Lion does not concern himself with whatever ulterior motives the pretty ladies might have, and instead appreciates the attention ^_^

[tpwrtrmnky]

Has anyone ever told the lion he has really pretty eyelashes, by the way? The lion could look really cute if he varied up his fashion sense a little. Oh, but is the idea of being 'cute' frightening, somehow? The lion should know he's allowed to be cute, if he wants to.

[potroasttheghostdog]

I feel fucking called out because when I was still identifying as cis I bought gray patterned thigh high socks and literally could not explain why when asked. I had the thought of "they're cute". Maybe, gun to head, I'd tell, like, my dad or sonething I'd try and get my girl to wear it. I go to my discord full of queer friends to tell them about it and the oldest transfemme in the server, just three years older than me, said "just put them on already". Years later and now I have to put a nonbinary flag on all my shit

[faintv0x]

The creator of the lesbian flag, Emily Gwen, is currently unhoused and struggling financially while suffering to chronic and mental illness.

I have already contributed to her Kofi, and now I ask you to help, especially if you have ever used the lesbian flag. Even if you can't donate, I urge you to share her Kofi around to reach more audiences

Lesbians support other lesbians 🧡🤍💗

Support Emily

Support Emily Gwen <3

[potroasttheghostdog]

So I was scrolling through my reddit comments and realized that I get a fuckload more verbose and wordy and shit the later it gets and the more tired I am.

I haven't been on tumblr long but it's taught me the word nightblogging and it for sure is a real thing.

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[potroasttheghostdog]

One day of depression not working against me and I took the whole work team out for bubble tea after the shift, mowed the lawn, fed my brother his dinner, cleaned the floor, and did four loads of laundry, took the bottom out to dinner, bought books, bought some spiffy bandanas, and got eight hours of sleep, then woke up without an alarm, unpacked a box from my move in October, and made lemonade.

They give us depression because we'd be too powerful without it.

[potroasttheghostdog]

"I don't have seasonal affective disorder, I'm just in a bad mood. I just don't like annoying weather. I'm just depressed because this is the time of year my mom died and all my childhood trauma comes from. I'm just faking it for attention"

One single day of pleasant sunshine, cool breezes, and about 50° temperatures later:

[potroasttheghostdog]

Local Restaurant Work Diary:

I'm tired y'all. I'm a messy bitch who loves their tea but I think I'm getting waterlogged.

[socialistexan]

Apparently boomer Democrats are having meltdowns over a gen-z progressive who is primarying an 80 year old Democrat because she "went on trans podcasts" and wore a Charizard kigurumi

[socialistexan]

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

ok but what is she running on

[socialistexan]

You can check her out here, but quick run down:

Universal single payer healthcare

Restore reproducive healthcare

Protecting trans rights

Passing the Equality Act

Ending mass deportation

Term limits for Congress

$25/hr minimum wage

Support for rural medical care and schools

$3000/month for stat at home parents

Kat for Congress | Kat Abughazaleh for Illinois' Ninth District

Kat Abughazaleh is running for Congress in Illinois' Ninth District because Democrats need to do more to stop Trump and fight for working pe

[gayvampyr]

reblog if you’re a commie fuck who wants the USA destroyed