James Potter

he/him

[potterisjusthotter]

Introduction :p

James F. Potter (the real one!1!!1!)

- he/him (cis ally <3)

- Gryffindor (we're so getting that house cup this year, I feel it in my bones)

- 5th year at Hogwarts

- Quidditch Chaser!!! (I'm so important you don't even know)

- proooobably bisexual...? Idk I just like people wait that might actually be pan I think I'm pan

Other stuff:

- I have ADHD but I don't suffer from it (everyone else suffers from my ADHD tho)

- EXTREMELY FUNNY PERSON

- also VERY HOT and VERY SEXY

- SILLY

- single/taken? → IT ISN'T COMPLICATED ANYMORE I AM TAKEN <3

-I forgor

-Will update when I figure more about myself out!!

((ooc: everything not strictly marked out of character (with the short form "ooc") is in character, especially replies and reposts. Admin is a minor btw so no being weird! Admin might make dirty jokes or repost 18+ themes tho so actually do what you please I don't care that much. Also, adding on to this, please don't ask me for donations, I'm as mentioned a minor and not only have no own income but also no way of transferring money if I had some to spare... I ALSO DO NOT SUPPORT JKR I FORGOT TO PUT IT HERE OMG I mean I'm literally trans Idk how I forgot))

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

reblog to disturb jk rowling

[thecatboyknight-offical]

and I will reblog everytime I see it <3

[fawns-angel]

sirius asked remus out first, but he’s only ever known how to start relationships from those in his family — oddly formal, courting loyalty. so him admitting his crush went along the lines of…

“remus, may I be yours?”

“excuse me… what?”

“please may I be your boyfriend?”

with massive puppy dog eyes that remus of course couldn’t say no to, even though he was really confused

[potterisjusthotter]

I'm pretty sure it did go like that..... Don't take my word for it, though, I unfortunately wasn't there 😔

[potterisjusthotter]

((ooc: posting in character stuff for once in a lifetime wow thanks Rio, I forgot I was supposed to do stuff on here hahaha))

[potterisjusthotter]

Alsooo forgive me for being curious but who's taken youuu??

Well well well funny you would ask

@starscriedrequiem MY BF MY BEAUTIFUL MY HANDSOME MY FAVORITE STAR (sorry Siri)

I LOVE HIM

[potterisjusthotter]

How's it going james

I got a burning questin for ya, this is of utmost importance, so answer carefully:

Who has annoyed you the most this week?

Doing good :D thank youuuuuu what about youuuuu :)

As for your questionnnn

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Probably @moonycantread and @padfootisradfoot because while they are some of my best friends

THEY NEED TO STOP MAKING OUT EVERY SECOND OF FREE TIMEEEEEE

Just imagine, you're tired as a dog after quidditch practice. Annoyed cause your very best friend is injured and can't play. THEN you walk into your bedroom because you need to put your gear away and want sleep. AND THE FIRST THING YOU SEE UPON ENTERING. ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS MAKING OUT SLOPPY STYLE, THIS SHORT OF SHAGGING IN YOUR PRESENCE. AGAIN.

AND THE THING IS. THEY DON'T EVEN NOTICE ME ENTERING 😭 WE NEED A DOORBELL OR SOMETHING BECAUSE OF THOSE TWOOO AAAA

[prongsievans]

james: *sees remus and sirius together*

james: they're cute. i would put them on a boat.

peter: you mean... you ship them?

[lov3ercomeover]

Whenever a guy mistreats you, remember James Potter wouldn't do that

[bluecookiesbutterbeer]

Hornkus is James' sleep paralysis demon.

That is all. Thank you.

[potterisjusthotter]

:(

[evil-twink-reg]

this may be a marauders blog but don’t get it twisted:

fuck jkr

[celaeno377]

"Sirius? What are you doing?" Remus murmured sleepily when he noticed the absence of his usual source of warmth.

"I need to check if Prongs is alive." He answered, leaning down to check James' pulse.

"Why wouldn't he be?" Remus sighed, even though he was used to the weird habit by now.

...

"Sirius? What are you doing?" Remus murmured, looking up from his book.

"I need to check if Prongs is alive." He answered, taking off his stupid vampire costume and putting on a coat.

"Why wouldn't he be?" Remus asked nervously, used to the constant danger by now.

[potterisjusthotter]

:(

[loonystarlightpoet]

James Fleamont Potter

The man who would put it all on the line to help one of his friends or family.

[itsameg]

James Potter is the type of nerd to say "May the 4th be with you" and celebrate like it's an actual holiday

[whatonearthisgoingon]

He can celebrate with me. We're gonna dress up as Anakin and Obi-Wan and duel.

[potterisjusthotter]

When and where? This is an invitation, isn't it?

[whatonearthisgoingon]

Yes. You're Obi-wan though.

[potterisjusthotter]

Hmmmmmmmmm alright then, deal. >:D

[itsameg]

James Potter is the type of nerd to say "May the 4th be with you" and celebrate like it's an actual holiday

[whatonearthisgoingon]

He can celebrate with me. We're gonna dress up as Anakin and Obi-Wan and duel.

[potterisjusthotter]

When and where? This is an invitation, isn't it?

[18magnoliastreet]

Sirius describing Remus’ thing

Sirius: Like this big!

James: … ARE YOU OKAY?! THATS FUCKING HUGE

Remus: Don’t believe him, he’s exaggerating

James: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS RIGHT FUCKING NOW LET ME SEE

Peter: I’ve seen it. Sirius is right

Remus: WHEN HAVE YOU SEEN IT?!?!!

[potterisjusthotter]

This is a valid reaction.

[notyournecromancer]

i’m going to say this as nicely as possible, if you are pro jkr and have misguidedly followed me, i cannot stress enough, how weird gay and trans me and my friends are. i fear i am not for you, make your exit swiftly!

[pandoraistheloml]

all this talk about biceps just makes me think about how juicy james potter’s would be