The Indestructible Mushu

Queer, polyamorous, non-binary. 37 years old. PhD in [Redacted]. Lover of Ferrets!

[kosmogrl]

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

imagine wanting to participate in The Discourse.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Like, this is both obvious and revelatory: The people who create and participate in The Discourse are people who look at twitter/threads/whatever and say, "This Discourse seems healthy and productive. I shall participate."

So the only people we end up hearing from on twitter are people who want to post to twitter. which is to say they are definitionally weird.

[puddlesl1me]

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[puddlesl1me]

buy my nothing

[unyieldingsilence]

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[puddlesl1me]

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[boygirldogdyke]

Did you two reach an agreement

[ponyregrets]

they didnt deserve you, queen

[orteil42]

Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

[skinks]

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

[rylandgraces]

How it feels when someone prevs you

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

[requiem-on-water]

(1) CHUTTERSNAP (2) Vino Li

[sprouch]

short film by jonathan djob nkondo, posted to tiktok by the artist who did the sound, nicholas snyder

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[nitewrighter]

Peer-reviewing tags by @dickwitch

[hollowedskin]

I'm in tears... The bawawa...

[phaeton-flier]

One day, in the future, this entire system of tiered passports and immigration restrictions and second-class citizenship will be gone, a relic of the past, and the phrase "Immigration is a human right, moving is a human right" will seem as quaint and obvious as "Aparteid is bad" in an old sci-fi episode

[charliecornwalls]

pride & prejudice (2005) hand flex scene for dnd nerds

[causticnight]

yall mind if i post my edits over here orrrrrr???

[hedwig221b]

Now that I think about it, Peter Hale and Sheriff as a couple is both delightfully hilarious and the most natural thing in the world bc the Stilinskis are catnip to the Hales, it's only right for the entire family to be obsessed with them

Just imagine Peter Hale stalking and flirting with completely confused Sheriff lol for some reason the image is so funny to me esp bc Sheriff would look at Peter like he's gone nuts

P.S. the tags to this post i- im so sorry lmfao

[goddidntdothis]

Alternate timeline — El is found by the Munsons.

(I’m going with a headcanon i saw months ago on here suggesting that there would be no investigation at all cause Wayne would see people in suits on his doorstep, think they’re after Eddie and chase them off with a shotgun so they wouldn’t even bother coming back)