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I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

bananonbinary

what if he grew up never knowing you were his parent and came back to kill you in a tragic twist of fate tho

c3rvida3

happens

cheaphalloweencostume

Jamboree Lynn would handle the situation i imagine

scramratz

A big issue with online queer discourse is you never know what queer level your opponent is. You could be arguing about he/him lesbians with someone who thinks men can’t be bisexual

memorycycle

dont worry everyone i will save us all at some point

jessaerys

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

pansyfemme

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.

transfaguette

man i totally forgot how weird people are about the “female orgasm.” like when I was younger i heard it talked about like an anomaly of science. and specifically people would ask shit like “what is the ‘evolutionary purpose’ of the ‘female orgasm’”. i dunno man its not hard to conclude that sex feeling awesome results in having more sex. but I guess that question seems more interesting if youre a fake intellectual and see men and women as different species and not made up of the same flesh and nerves. come on now.

fintan-pyren

[excited about an aro friend getting a boyfriend] congratulations! [remembers that presenting romantic relationships as a universal goal to be achieved perpetuates amatonormativity] I don't care about your relationship at all [trying to reaffirm that I am supportive of aromanticism] and I hope you break up

mynorthernattitude

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

dogpuppy

adamsmasher

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

rouge-the-bat

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

zooophagous

Pouring cocaine onto a mirror and using a tiny zen garden rake to make decorative soothing swirls in it

anxietyproblem

yearningendlessly

y’all have got to stop recommending aftg to heated rivalry enjoyers unprompted 😭 this is like recommending cocaine to someone who has eaten a pot brownie once