Peter Pan was right

Hey, I´m Paula, 29, German

[langernameohnebedeutung]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Ich kann das nicht. Nicht noch mal.

[fyon-luna-13]

so what's going on? I can only slightly understand this

[langernameohnebedeutung]

...see, this all depends on how much you know about the Timmy the Whale situation

[orteil42]

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

[idabbleincrazy]

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

[avoiding-claws]

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[rylandsgrace]

Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.

Hollanov + season 1 timeline

[punkrorschach]

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

[punkrorschach]

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

[black-quadrant]

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

[gelayev]

[luminouslumity]

Remembering Grumpy Cat | Fallen Titans

Aw, Grumpy Cat! And almost eight hours; it's what she deserves! Happy ten years, Quinton!

[sing-a-songofsix-pence]

I love reading classic books because I get part way through one and I suddenly realise that despite its prevalence in pop culture, I don't actually know what it's about, or how it ends.

and that is great. because then I get to read the rest of it and then, finally, I sit there and I go "oh, fuck, THAT'S why it's a classic!"

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[catboybiologist]

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

[virtualgirladvance]

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

[raevenlywrites]

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

[scrabbleknight]

He doesn't know how to divide by 2.

[thedeadtravelfast]

@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone

[nightcrawler-fan]

...why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?

[kittydesade]

.... is one of those guys Blade?

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

[grumfy]

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

[clarkent]

me @ 10

me @ 30

[garcavisconde]

Losing my mind over this article

[anarchistmemedistro]

[docrobinavitch]

i fear that some of you take yourselves far too seriously for adults who log into tumblr every day

[honeyapplebutterfly]

Fran and Niles’s relationship is such an accurate depiction of coworker friendships. Totally different ages, backgrounds, personalities, probably wouldn’t have been friends if they had never worked together, besties forever due to forced proximity. I love it

[croaksac]

the complete and total defeat in the prosecutor's voice at the very end..... im 💀💀💀

[bogleech]

Havent seen a lot about this on tumblr so maybe not a lot of people know:

He was wrongfully raided by police in 2022

He used footage and names of the specific cops in posts, videos and songs making fun of them

The cops sued for defamation and cried in court about the songs ruining their lives

He won anyway

[omgcheckplease]

Howdy. 👋

Not only will there be a new volume of CHECK, PLEASE! in the works...

But CHECK, PLEASE!: YEAR FIVE will be...

…THE YEAR OF THE FROG. 🐸 🏒 ✨

Below, find a summary of what the newest volume of CHECK, PLEASE! will have to offer… highs, lows, and a whole new SMH!!

Samwell mens hockey’s favorite baker—and championship-winning senior captain—has graduated! How will the team survive? Problems abound as their new captain, Dex, learns that the effortless balance Bitty maintained on the team isn’t as easy as it looks. Then, ultra-aloof Nursey must finally drop his “chill” and get vulnerable in a senior poetry seminar. And to make matters worse, Chowder faces the dreaded ‘SSGS’ and is having the worst season of his college career. But when change arrives at Samwell hockey, it not only threatens to rip the team apart, but could destroy Dex, Nursey, and Chowder’s friendship forever. Before they graduate, to save their team and themselves, the three seniors must come together and ask the question: ‘What does Samwell hockey mean to you?’

I can’t reveal any more spoilers, but I’ll leave you with that question—what does Samwell hockey mean to you? Look out for more Check, Please! news in the months to come!

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