peen snatcher

I downloaded this bc I have a lot of stupid thoughts and like 1 person to share them w

[prestigiouspea]

Hello, I have never done a post like this before but I would like everyone to know @jackscomms is doing emergency commissions for their cat's surgery. Their rate is 30/40$ up front and they may be willing to haggle it. I would like everyone who can to please go support this person anyway you can. Thank you for your kindness

[prestigiouspea]

When I try to go to sleep but suddenly need to google if birds pee(they don't, their "shit" is all combined waste products)

[prestigiouspea]

Thinking about how I was Abt to take lestat off my kin list bc I don't bang my mom but then my gf(incest victim) was like "not physically, but there's definitely emotional incest there" then brought up how I seemed more like her sister than her daughter and how one time she jokingly invited us to a foursome and yeah he stays on the kin list I guess.

[milquetoaast]

source

[prestigiouspea]

Minecraft animals when you walk too fast

[prestigiouspea]

Thinking about generational stellium trauma again. What business does my family have with 4 stelliums in a row anyway😭

[prestigiouspea]

Thinking about feel better by Penelope Scott since yesterday, how long do I have doc

[prestigiouspea]

Having another one of those days where everyone is mean and thinks I should kms and I just want to lay down and be on my phone where no one is mean to me

[prestigiouspea]

One thing about certain scorpio placements that pmo is that they're always being secretive/ommitting details for genuinely no reason.

I can't shut the fuck up ever at all because I need everyone to be aware and also tell me I'm not bad, stupid, pathetic, or at fault for any and everything.

Meanwhile a scorpio placement will be like "why do you need to know🤨🎤" and it was literally that they made a face bc they felt hungry

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KEEP IT FROM ME?? ITS NOT EVEN IMPORTANT??? 😭

[prestigiouspea]

One thing about certain scorpio placements that pmo is that they're always being secretive/ommitting details for genuinely no reason.

I can't shut the fuck up ever at all because I need everyone to be aware and also tell me I'm not bad, stupid, pathetic, or at fault for any and everything.

Meanwhile a scorpio placement will be like "why do you need to know🤨🎤" and it was literally that they made a face bc they felt hungry

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KEEP IT FROM ME?? ITS NOT EVEN IMPORTANT??? 😭

[fandomfrogger]

Need someone to edit Lestat to this p l e a s e

[prestigiouspea]

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

they should invent plates that don't fucking immolate your hands when you take them out of the microphone

[definitelynot-darcy]

The microphone

[dragon-in-a-fez]

ah fuck. I fucked it lads

[prestigiouspea]

Sorry, could you repeat that? Didn't catch it🎤

[prestigiouspea]

Glad to see that diaper companies are finally understanding that the average television consumer doesn't want to see a close up of mostly naked babies slamming and scooting their asses on things.

[prestigiouspea]

The vibes these days

[prestigiouspea]

Well good news, I finally found a way to get the documents to update my driver's license. Bad news, I have to now figure out my mom's fuck ass printer

[prestigiouspea]

Man no one tells you that unlocking sexual trauma doesn't necessarily happen just by stretching or delving into thinking about the time period. More under the cut. ik this is sensitive for some ppl so TW for the slow unveiling of sexual trauma.. and also I'm gonna talk about jerking it so there's that too

I've been trying to focus on the physical sensations aspect of jerking it instead of just something I find attractive and yesterday I went absolutely ham and it was good(with the help of Dionysus) but then the image of my mom's ex who we lived with kept popping into my head and when I thought about it I felt .. not good. Idk why I didn't think that a god who rules over fertility and insanity among other things wouldn't involve unlocking sexual trauma but here we are.. also I'm doing yoga and my hips are super fucking tight so we know what that means(it means I have stored trauma there and I am in for a lot)

[prestigiouspea]

Time is such bullshit, wdym George w Bush was president before Obama? While I was ALIVE??? I guess I wasn't conscious as a human but like..? I thought his ass died a fat minute ago