MAGGIE

25 | British | Bibliophile | Witch | Eclectic | Solitary | Scorpio | Archaeologist

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

rb to have a very gay 2022

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

[dashuramode]

THE TRUTH COMES OUT.

Avoidance techniques for the cold:

-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito

Avoidance techniques for heat:

-die, I guess.

[isharaytaoshay-deactivated20180]

FUCK. HEAT.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s so wild to me when ppl say aroaces are “basically straight” or “straight by default”. i’ve NEVER been romantically and sexually attracted to a man in my whole life. that’s not straight. HOW is that straight? just because i’m also not romantically or sexually attracted to women either? being straight doesn’t mean you AREN’T attracted to ppl of the same sex, it means you ARE attracted to ppl of the opposite sex. i literally don’t know how else to explain it. i have as much in common with straight ppl that lesbians do, which is nothing.

i’m not out here asking for shit except to not be referred to as straight. that’s all i want.

[kanyniablue]

people are so entrenched in heteronormativity they expect you to prove not-straightness in the manner and to the degree they find acceptable because ‘you are straight’ is their baseline

and the weirdest thing is, it’s queer people doing it

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[20o1-deactivated20240129-deacti]

October will be filled with love.

October will be filled with positivity.

October will be filled with kindness.

October will be filled with happiness.

October will be filled with progress.

October will be filled with blessings.

October will be filled with freedom.

[princessesfanarts]

By FDASuarez

[memeclassheroes]

[ninjapancake314]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

@mama-germany

[jedi-valjean]

Move in together. Problem solved

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

That witch hasn’t said a single word but im calling it now - Himbo.

Also yes move in together, platonically or romantically doesn’t matter, I’d watch the hell out of that wlw mlm solidarity fantasy sitcom anyway.

[susiephone]

A fair maiden knocks on the goth lady’s door and says she’s here to find love.

The goth sighs, points across the road and says, “Witch is over there. He doesn’t do love potions because consent but he might be able to make you prettier, although 90% of the time it turns out the spell didn’t do anything but make you more confident.”

The maiden blushes and sheepishly explains that she knows he’s the witch, she just talked to him and he sent her over here.

Goth looks over her shoulder to see the himbo witch standing outside his house giving her a grin and a double thumbs up.

[mauzymorn]

YES TO ALL OF THIS

[sexycraisinthanos]

[your-posts-are-schist]

We really need to address the fact that women aren't more likely to be asexual than men. Ace men are more likely to be closeted especially to themselves because society tells them that they must be sexual/are sex obsessed/be attracted to people and in particular women. And it can be extrememly difficult to look at yourself and say "wow I guess I'm not the way society says I should be".

Ace men deserve mad respect for figuring themselves out.

[catspaw-isle]

well, he’s right!

[oblivionsdream]

Since it’s the first day of Pride Month here’s my current collection of LGBT TSC art. :)

I posted them randomly throughout last year, so this is the first time I’ve put them all together. (In order the characters are Alec Lightwood-Bane, Magnus Lightwood-Bane, Aline Penhallow, Diana Wrayburn, Julian Blackthorn, Raphael Santiago, and Kieran Kingson, Mark Blackthorn, and Cristina Rosales, and Lily Chen

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

[rowenasredhair2]

[sunfortune]

[anyythingforourmoony]

an incomplete list of song lyrics that feel like alex falling in love with henry:

“so let’s set the world on fire, we can burn brighter than the sun” (we are young by tonight)

“when you feel my heat, look into my eyes, it’s where my demons hide” (this is my kingdom come by demons running)

“the way you saved me, who could blame me when i just wanna make you smile” (you’re so classic by MKTO)

“we tried the world, good god it wasn’t for us” (jackie and wilson by hozier)

“i feel like a young john cusack, like making big mistakes” (brand new by ben rector)

“i don’t even need to change the world, i’ll make the moon shine just for you (someone to you by banner)

“everything is fine when your hand’s resting next to mine” (fire and the flood by vance joy)

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

me, as a closeted teenager: I probably won’t find love

me, at 24, in my underwear, watching my boyfriend ignore the main storyline in Breath of the Wild to blow things up and pick mushrooms for an absurd amount of time:

[solvatochrome]

my gf sends me bat emojis to represent kisses bc of the zelda enemy ‘keese’

if that aint the gayest shit you ever heard then i quit

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

[spokenitalics]

@ mutuals this is how i see us

[euryalus-deactivated20220430]

me and my mutuals

[longjump5o6]

Literally anyone on still on here from 2012 or earlier

[irradiatedsnakes]

ppl with tumblr blogs older than 7 yrs old have been getting deleted randomly in the epitome of Functional Website so given this blog is from 2012 if i disappear suddenly, know i did not purposefully delete

[eregyrn-falls]

For folks with older blogs, might be a good idea to job down Tumblr’s direct support email address now:

[email protected]

(That’s what I’ve corresponded with in the past.)

I know someone whose partner’s blog got axed yesterday, but he had it back in a couple of hours after corresponding with Tumblr support.

Here’s hoping they figure out what’s causing this and FIX IT SOON.

[writing-in-the-grave]

If I disappear it wasn't by choice, I was kidnapped by the Tumblr staff