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why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?

xartini-selini

If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter

thecaffeinebookwarrior-deactiva

In my experience, people named after Greek goddesses are some of the most ethereal, chaotic forces I have ever encountered. Our Art Department’s nude model, for example, is a woman named Hera. She’s stunningly beautiful, rides a motorcycle as apparently her only vehicle, grows all her own food, and keeps bees, turtles, and a dog named Argus, who she walks around town with a peacock feather attached to his leash. I am thoroughly convinced she is not of this realm.

theload

I’m pretty sure you just met Hera.

polniaczek

@ElaheIzadi:’Beauty and the Beast’ to have Disney’s first-ever ‘exclusively gay moment’ @HeatherMatarazz: I thought it was when I popped out the closet in “Princess Diaries 2”

muzikalsiren

also this

tackyshorts

She definitely legalized same-sex marriage in Genovia

spiritsflame

bold of you to assume it was ever illegal.

chaosophia218

Robert Jameson - Geometrical Structure of Minerals, “System of Mineralogy, Comprehending Oryctognosie, Geognosie, Mineralogical Chemistry and Mineralogical Geography”, 1804.

kaypopdrama

I hate how people keep telling me that I’m mature for my age… Or the fact that they call me the parent over my mother… Or the fact that they go back on their thought and complain about how I shouldn’t be working this hard at this age… I’m just so… Tired of people and being this ahead in mind at my age. I want to be a kid again and be told how bright I am and how happy I am just having fun with a tea party set. And… To not see how depressing my mother looks anymore…

-Just Someone On Their Way To Work

kemurikusa

spicymochi

cat-prisun

ankle-beez

No commercial has yet to top this

thebestiswest

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

My mum is the best

chrysanthemiller

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

11thsense

Y’all r wildin OUT

lunaeregia

HELLO?

teamnowalls-deactivated20180918

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird

cursologist

No but have you seen king julien?

The artist is Crazy Tom

bastardchildofthestars

my brain record scratched

fruitmanisback

y’all

look up the artist there’s so much more of this

fatal-blow

FUCK IT TOOK ME FIVE MILLION YEARS BUT I FINALLY FOUND CRAZY TOM’S PROFILE

https://virink.com/crazytom

SOURCE FUCKING ART DAMMIT

my-australasian-blawg-deactivat

simple solutions motherfuckers

THE LAST ONE

❤

Dog does not understand

cpt-tightpants

kniivila

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES

primary-outt-sourcer

Imma always reblog this😂❤

likkistu-ormur-deactivated20200

I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out. Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something

and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy