[wizard0rb]

should i post the walmart comic

or should i simply wait

[wizard0rb]

If no one responds then I will have no choice

[wizard0rb]

one sec

[wizard0rb]

here it is. the surreal horror walmart comic i made in eighth(?) grade.

[kengi-bengi-alt]

8TH  GRADE?!?!!?!?

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[aidashakur]

bitch u better be selfish when it comes to doing what’s best for u

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's illegal for Anish Kapoor to look at this fish

[thaygprieto]

You are not allowed to look at this fish on behalf of Anish Kapoor

[dragon-in-a-fez]

by looking at this fish you certify that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are not an associate of Anish Kapoor, and you are not planning to describe this fish later to Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[pinkmanthedog]

Bitsy saw my dad for the first time in over a year 😭❤️

[pinkmanthedog]

I’m having an issue with tumblr’s media player (this video is 43 seconds and took about a half hour to upload). I’m going to try to post a video a day on my tiktok and I shot some great Bitsy footage today if you’re interested in learning more about her! I also post about fashion, my horses and donkeys, American Sign Language (I’m Deaf!) and comedy.

(The other nice thing is that my tik tok is monetized. It’s not a ton of money but as a public speaker and stand up comic covid has been devastating for me and it’s been helping to pay for dog food and vet bills.)

I love you guys so much, and I’m so grateful for all of the love and support I get from you weirdos on tumblr! ❤️❤️❤️

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeMoaFLL/

Hayden Kristal on TikTok

@haydenkristal 12.0k Followers, 48 Following, 219.0k Likes - Watch awesome short videos created by Hayden Kristal

[artist-rembrandt]

Self-portrait In A Plumed Hat, 1629, Rembrandt

Medium: panel

[emptykitkat]

One of the things I actually really like about Dragon Age is that not all the companions/romances are young, spunky 20 year olds who never age. A lot of them are older and it’s nice. Anders didn’t join the grey wardens until he was about 30 (give or take a few years) and he can’t be romanced until act 2 when he’s 34. Nathaniel doesn’t become a warden until he’s 30-31 either. Cassandra is 36-37 and Varric is 40 in inquisition. Cullen has most of his younger years stolen by trauma, unhealthy coping mechanisms, and things that he’ll regret later; it isn’t until he’s 30 that he starts making real progress to redeem and improve himself.

Being younger right now really sucks because a lot of the time it feels like your losing your youth and the best years of your life. So it’s nice to think that those best years will happen later. It’s NICE to see people without any close friends finding their found family in their 30s and 40s. It’s NICE to see people become accomplished and discover their talents and passions later in life. It’s NICE to see older characters have just as much development as younger ones.

[numbaoneflaya]

Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet  but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable 

[underneath-the-skin]

[ashstfu]

must i pursue a career? is it not enough to be obsessed with classic literature, books museums and old records?

[salvadorbonaparte]

Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 

[salvadorbonaparte]

**UPDATE**

I have restructured the folders to make them easier to use and managed to add almost all languages requested and then some

Please let me know any further suggestions

[salvadorbonaparte]

[clockworktardis]

….holy shit. You found the holy grail.

[kittydesade]

….. is this a DIFFERENT person keeping gigabytes worth of language books on google drive? Holy crap.

[omghotmemes]

I laughed way too hard at this

[mezimraky]

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

[smooththegoofyshark]

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

[evilkitten3]

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

[randomslasher]

Oh my God I forgot about the Marketing one and it hit me just as hard as it did the first time I saw it. Literal laughter tears omg. 

[thatdisasterauthor]

I need all trans coming outs to be handled like Elliot’s from now on.

David McNally, the cousin known for skipping college, drunkenly dancing with Grandma’s second largest houseplant last Christmas, and publishing three books has come out as a trans man.

Sarah Smith, the coworker known for hyper-detailed reports, cookies in the break room every third Thursday, and always catching birds that get into the building, has come out as a trans woman.

[lucasnoahs]

Like shit I never realised how easy it could be to announce that someone has come out without using their dead name or incorrect pronouns and IM A TRANS PERSON!!! The way his announcement has been handled is brilliant and honestly gives cis ppl zero excuses to ever dead name a trans person bc they’re ‘struggling to adjust’

[thatdisasterauthor]

Exactly! Using recognizable accomplishments instead of a dead name is just. How the fuck did we not think of that before? IT IS SO MUCH BETTER.

[theonlymagicleftisart]

Francis Minoza and Laurence Minoza are two brothers who make up the design team Nicebleed. Hailing from Cebu City, Philippines, they began creating back in 2008 and haven’t looked back.

Follow them on Instagram & Facebook

[heavenbarnes]

your girl is meant to be working! but instead she made her own quiz!

so please, find out what your underlying motif is, and chuck it in the tags for me to read <3

[everythingfox]

That face at the end

(via)

[iphisesque]

Stone Butch Blues, Leslie Feinberg

[lesbianb]

[image description: a screenshot of text.

“We lay without speaking for a long, long time. I finally broke the silence with a question. ‘Do you think I’m a woman?’

Edna got up on one elbow and looked at me. ‘What do you think?’ she asked gently.

I sighed. ‘I don’t know. There’s never been many other women in the world I could identify with. But I sure as hell don’t feel like a guy, either. I don’t know what I am. It makes me feel crazy.’

Edna nestled against my shoulder. ‘I know, honey, I really do. I don’t think I’ve ever had a butch lover who hasn’t felt torn up in the same way.

I sighed. ‘I don’t like being neither.’

Edna moved her face close to mine. ‘You’re more than just neither, honey. There’s other ways to be than either-or. It’s not so simple. Otherwise there wouldn’t be so many people who don’t fit. You’re beautiful, Jess, but I don’t have words to help people see that.’”]