Because Princess Morbucks was taken....

Sa'Darrell, or some variation...depends on who you ask. Pokemon Trainer/Celestial Wizard Bisexual guy with the Face of a Greek God, legs of a stallion, and an ass that just won't quit. Send me snaps @dee_jay262 Follow me on Instagram @Dee_Dynamo

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

this tweet is such a perfect encapsulation of what the brain trust on twitter considers activism at this point, i swear to god

she was a child

she was a child trapped in a legendarily abusive studio contract where she was being pumped full of drugs and sexually abused by producers

what is the point? “think about this the next time you watch the wizard of oz”? and do what? this tweet is so pointless

not for nothing but she was also a lifelong advocate of the civil rights movement and held a whole press conference to denounce white supremacist terrorism after the 16th street baptist church bombing

there are politicians who did blackface in office right now

judy garland has been dead for 50 slutty, slutty years

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

this tweet is such a perfect encapsulation of what the brain trust on twitter considers activism at this point, i swear to god

she was a child

she was a child trapped in a legendarily abusive studio contract where she was being pumped full of drugs and sexually abused by producers

what is the point? “think about this the next time you watch the wizard of oz”? and do what? this tweet is so pointless

not for nothing but she was also a lifelong advocate of the civil rights movement and held a whole press conference to denounce white supremacist terrorism after the 16th street baptist church bombing

there are politicians who did blackface in office right now

judy garland has been dead for 50 slutty, slutty years

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

good content

[z37q]

this is somehow already a classic short video

[sanpellegrinopussy]

This looks like it was shot in 2019 and 2006 all at once

[trumina]

[takaramonos]

[loqueesha]

Yall are actually hospitable to y'alls hookups??? I never even let mine use the bathroom with the door closed. I’ll be damned if I let a fag steal my $30 vitamin C serum.

[votee-for-pedro]

either that or take them to a p*rk in the d*rk sis 🌃🌙👀

And have mosquito bites on my taint??? No thanks

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

Idk maybe because I’m from Florida… but I can’t nut unless there’s mosquitos succin on my gouché 😌

Idk why God keeps letting you survive hurricane szn

[navigaero]

those mosquitos letting my hole HAVE it

[im-the-batmann]

[thickness-protection-program]

Malaria looking at y'all’s mosqussies like

Mosqussies??? Excuse me?!

[thickness-protection-program]

[that-twink-over-there]

[c-bassmeow]

[king-ramsesiii]

Honey baby darling this was a mess from start to finish

[homopower]

[monsters-and-more]

The four weapons of apocalypse.

[tropiyas]

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

[cerastes]

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

[sparkylurkdragon]

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

[tarradash]

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

[onion-souls]

[oblivionsongstress]

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

[jedijenkins]

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

[mysteryseeker]

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

[knucklesandgyros]

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[lostsometime]

#discovering that the profound is lurking behind the absurd#just waiting for the chance to peek through like sunlight through the clouds#is one of the best things in life once you start to notice it

this is a beautiful way to put it and i’m gonna cry abt it

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

do guys butts ever just make ya go 🥴🥴🥴

[thefuckencoolest-deactivated202]

I almost wrecked my car looking at a mans ass once

[renxamamiya]

【ペルソナ５ スクランブル】オープニングムービー

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

[dashuramode]

THE TRUTH COMES OUT.

Avoidance techniques for the cold:

-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito

Avoidance techniques for heat:

-die, I guess.

[isharaytaoshay-deactivated20180]

FUCK. HEAT.

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[ourstrangeduet]

Our planet is getting so hot cause tom hardy is out here with those lips and ass

[beyonslayed]

[foolsgetlucky-deactivated202007]

@justiceforamydunne

[kristina100000]

[netvvork]

Chris O'Donnell in Batman & Robin (1997) dir. Joel Schumacher

[ithelpstodream]

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

that first map tho… damn

[icedcoffeedad]

read the asterisk tho…

[beetnee]

f u c k

[anxietyproblem]

[kyloren]

Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck /// Lilo & Stitch (2002) dir. Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois

[barbara-lazuli]

this isnt a parallel i asked for nor expected but i aint complaining