funky little death omen

(Yu) she/her) Not active but still here:)

[bats100]

Bats Fact #27

Whole Apple

[mafuyuh]

wise words from Sophie Hatter

[boingmann]

saw a cat staring at a bush today

[willow]

sorry

[pinkarroty]

[audliminal]

Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

attacka you with a branch

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

attacka

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

attacka

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

fucking kill and smasha you on a rock

[pangur-and-grim]

this squinty little binch whomst I love

[funnytwittertweets]

[pitbolshevik]

when i like your personal post im psychically headbutting you like a cat

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[daemonsrhaenyras]

If anyone can explain why people used to always tell people to R&R (which to my understanding was Read & Review) at the *END* of the fic chapter instead of at the *BEGINNING*, I’ll be forever grateful. Like, bro, if I’m at the end, I’ve definitely already done the reading part, asking me to Read and Review now seems like a strange choice. Just ask for the reviews, baby!

[airmanslament]

@shadowy-dumbo-octopus

[shadowy-dumbo-octopus]

Ah, those were the days, though I for one don’t understand why people stopped doing the author vs character interactions bc those are fun as shit and the one relic of that era which I’m ready to defend.

[shadowy-dumbo-octopus]

VINDICATION

[gyarubarbiie]

[mayaproud-deactivated20230621]

[nyannibalistic]

me as a mother trying to relate to my rhythm gamer son: if you full combo your vegetables there’s a four star card in the freezer gacha called ‘ice cream’

[daggerfall]

The ESO twitter and I have the exact same sense of humor

[daggerfall]

I take it back, I’m gonna scream

[ruleofthuum]

Aav = to join forces / unity

Zii = spirit / soul

Smoliin = passion / fervor

Reblog for the Date Dragon shout

[insomniac-arrest]

how come cats look outside and start vibrating their little mouths so much and so quick while sounding like they are printing copies from a fax machine. why do birds do that to them.

[yahooanswers-official]

My cat when she sees a bird: ..-. .-.. -.– / .. -. / – -.– / – — ..- - ….

[tandembicycles]

[unbotheredmuse]

[monsterbi]

[insomniac-arrest]

if Ghibli film aren’t queer media then why does it make me feel so gender? huh?

prettyboyproblems

girlviolence

camp-scarecrow-father and I-wanna-see-a-giantwoman👀 (deluxe addition)

EVIL-girlviolence (this is from the Nausicaa manga)

PilotGender

MeanHighFemme

MessyOlderSister™

and finally, not necessarily Gender, but definitely adjacent: