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The nerd girls are tired…

I sell soaps and scents at cons. The number of times women told me “You’re doing the lord’s work, selling soap at con” was immeasurable.

Of course, it only works if people BUY it…

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And then use it.

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Saw these heroes at a con recently.

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finally i get a chance to post this god tier cosplay from back in june

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me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

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@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

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What the fuck

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This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

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The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

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Attempt #333

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to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around