Do You Wanna Hide A Body?

HELLO THERE, my life consists of Bubbline and random crap, I'm kinda weird and awkward... not kinda i am weird and very awkward, but dont let that scare you, i'm very friendly i dont bite much :D

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

[infectiouspiss]

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

[thegenderdruid]

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

[creating-a-mess]

100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

love that for 100 years people have looked at these beasts and thought “heehee what if the big one wore the little one like a hat”

[willgrahamscock]

you’re not alone, someone else is reading this post at the same time as you

[fanfic-fucker]

[depsidase]

[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[soapydoll]

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

[apokrify]

THIS DRAWING WAS MADE 700 YEARS AGO BY A 7-YEARS-OLD BOY NAMED ONFIM WHO LIVED IN NOVOGROD.

[oarfjsh]

[zvaigzdelasas]

more of onfime’s drawings:

[trashboat]

[atomicjellyb3an]

people who make fanart are literally the backbones of online fandom and no i won’t elaborate

[cottoncandylesbo]

squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[thestarsaredown]

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

[holy-muffins]

We’ve made it 5 years folks

[perhapsarat]

there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this

[elodieunderglass]

Hat tip @eldriwolf I love keeping this one in circulation

[huffylemon]

[headspace-hotel]

i don't think chess sets be like

[slightlydraconic]

I'm so sorry but

yeah

[dkpsyhog]

Chess piece designers: I don’t remember what a human looks like but I can carve the fuck out of a horse

[catchymemes]

[commonzinnia]

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

[suffer-louder]

Autism Speaks Canada is "concluding its operations" on January 31st 2025!

[gaymantaraysblog]

FUCK YEAH YIPPEEEEEEE