Hello Everyone!

My name's Philip! I'm 18 years old, he/him, pan. I'm sorry I smoke.

[babyanimalgifs]

Great work doggo. 

Tw @mattbooshell

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Adolin: *pushing a pull door*

Shallan, who can read: Push harder.

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Shallan: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Kaladin, sighing: Why?

Shallan: To get to the idiot's house. Hey, knock knock.

Kaladin, sighing again: Who's there.

Shallan: The chicken.

Kaladin:

Shallan:

Kaladin: I won't stick you to the wall on one condition.

Shallan: What?

Kaladin: Go tell that joke to Jasnah.

[awidevastdominion]

a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks

[fini-mun]

Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?

[my-cat-said-no]

If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[normandly]

[normandly]

[thevoidfish]

looks like the teens are defending you, griffin, so what is the truth???

[moody-mod]

No no no no, we can bully him, the goose can't.

[thevoidfish]

oh, right, it's the babiest brother law. you can bully your babiest brother as much as you want, but the second someone else does, it's a problem. what a fool i am.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[veronica-rich]

Living up to his name.

[its-the-fluorescentsss]

I cannot believe Robert Pattinson

I’M SCREAMING

[catchymemes]

[sssquiddles]

[serene-elysium]

another pic, different angle

[randomklutz]

^ important

[probsjosh]

big boy

[tincansamurai]

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

[socialistsephardi]

[thetearsofunfathomablesadness]

mutuals do this

[lierdumoa]

If it can be destroyed by a union it deserves to be destroyed by a union.

[unclefather]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Next time I try to get into Norway or go to Svalbard they’re gonna stop me at customs and silently place this tweet printed out on paper down in front of me and I’ll say understandable thank you and immediately get back on a returning flight

[coynsundry]

[thechaipapi]

[juanulove]

[juanulove]

this video does more in 10 seconds than your fave’s entire filmography

[r3m-r3m-kyuun]

For everyone who’s confused

[minisqwish]

I feel like im watching a wedding ceremony from a country i didnt know existed. Like, I have no idea how all this stuff is important but good for you?????

[ants-on-a-logarithm]

If you didn’t know the ‘ceremony’ goes

1) Peace - making the peace sign and connecting the tips of your fingers

2) Love - each making half of a heart

3) Unity - interlocking hands together

4) Respect - each gifting a kandi bracelet to the other by moving from one wrist to the other while hands are interlocked.

This is PLUR which is heavily prevalent at music festivals and sorta the new age hippie which is why boomers love to shit on it but it really is a beautiful thing.

[levinea-yuuki]

So what’s the extreme significance of the big one?

[ants-on-a-logarithm]

Normally people make their own kandi to trade and most of the time it’s a single band of beads. A big honker like that would take a huge amount of time, and cost a lot more than a single band. So it’s not just a physically big gift but to be gifted something like that is a big gesture, and very special in it’s own way. Hence the tears

[rottennperfect]

my brain: here have a character idea :)

me: sweet thanks can i have a plot now

my brain:

[tenderblues]

Benjamin Alire Sáenz, Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe

[jonroxton]

i can’t believe megamind destroyed mvrvel 7 years ago