Incorrect Kpop Quotes

List of accurate (probably) quotes that has been said (probably) at some point

[aceofwhump]

Project Hail Mary (2026) - Ryland Grace crying

[probablycorrect-kquotes]

Dokyeom: I don’t like your accusatory tone.

Seungkwan: Well, I’d use a different tone, but I’m trying to accuse you of something.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

this is an england hate blog

[autisticmoonchild]

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[autisticmoonchild]

oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[loreofcardigan]

I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????

The 1800s ???????????????!

[probablycorrect-kquotes]

beomgyu: hey taehyun, guess what?

taehyun: it’s too dark, I can’t hear you. Tell me in the morning.

beomgyu: oh okay, sorry.

beomgyu: wait–

[probablycorrect-kquotes]

Wooyoung: Everything you say is stupid!

San: Wooyoung.

Wooyoung:

[probablycorrect-kquotes]

Young K: is something burning..?

Jae: only my burning desire for you.

Young K: Jae.. the toaster’s on fire.

[probablycorrect-kquotes]

Yeji: how’s the cutest girl in the world doing?

Ryujin: what-

Lia, across the room: Chaeryeong's doing great.

[probablycorrect-kquotes]

Taehyun: sorry I’m late.

Soobin: it’s ok, but what happened.

Taehyun: nothing, i just didn’t want to come.

[probablycorrect-kquotes]

(Jungkook and RM when they first met)

RM: Hi, im Kim Namjoon! And you are.

Jungkook: not as straight as i thought apparently.

[probablycorrect-kquotes]

Tzuyu: You are ABCDEFJHIJK.

Jihyo: what does that mean?

Tzuyu: Amazing, brilliant, cute, daring, elegant, funny, gorgeous and hot.

Jihyo: Aw! What does IJK mean?

Tzuyu: I’m just kidding.

[probablycorrect-kquotes]

V: so Jimin told me he likes you.

Jungkook: w..wait what?

V: yeah.. but he told me not to tell you.

Jungkook:

V: but he took the last dumpling.

V: so I don’t care.

[probablycorrect-kquotes]

Chan: did you have to punch him?

Han: you weren’t there, you didn’t hear what he said to me.

Chan: what did he say?

Han: ‘what are you going to do, punch me?’

Chan:

Hyunjin, with a bruise on his face:

[probablycorrect-kquotes]

Jaemin: you look like my next boyfriend!

Jeno: and you look like the guy i turned down 2 seconds ago.

[probablycorrect-kquotes]

Suho: i have the sharpest memory, name one time i forgot something.

Baekhyun: you left me in the parking lot three weeks ago.

Suho: i did that on purpose.

[probablycorrect-kquotes]

Chan: hey, everybody today felix pushed me so I’m starting a kick starter to put him down!

Chan: the benefits of killing him is that I’ll get pushed away less.

[probablycorrect-kquotes]

BM: bro are you the sun? because you light up my life no homo.

J.Seph: b r o. No homo though.

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Woozi, pointing at a jar on a shelf: can you get that for me?

Mingyu: so you do need me in your life!

Woozi: i can replace you with a stool.