swamp gaboom

Ur one of them queers .

[lamignonette]

[tormentted]

[akashicrecord]

Norman being a pleasure to have on the porch

[residual-existence]

@problematicmess-oopsies

[kosmogrl]

late summer depression is gonna kill me

[butchious]

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

[poison-doll]

i think they're called catholics

[neenarchive]

adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

[gregpostok]

[krumplr]

save: floppy disk -> up your ass

[foone]

Do not the floppy disk up your ass!

[noodles-07]

its me boy I'm the floppy disk talking to you inside your brain listen to me boy put me up your ass

[electronicmail]

oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

[researchh]

[geocaprican]

[theinturnetexplorer]

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[animatedamerican]

[theroyalsavage]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[selfship-quotes]

I love soulmates but also this-

[qilingxiong]

[scientia-rex]

My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified.

[soup-enthusiast]

[kilsie]

So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live

[punkrock-bottom]