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“Don’t worry, I’m a writer”
Dont worry, im an artist
I just like the pattern a lot
theres the psychopath
Don’t worry I’m a science student
Don´t worry, it´s not my blood.
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Me: don’t worry I’m a writer lol
I wonder if some of the bigger differences in the characterization of Aziraphale and Crowley from the books to the series are due to the shift from a late Cold War era to the current shitshow. So we go from jaded operatives dealing with the bankrupt ideologies and goals of their respective side to discontented employees dealing with extremely powerful employers colluding to bring about disaster.
This is an incredibly good take, especially bringing in the expanded role of Gabriel who was, initially, “that stuffy, posh Brit who can’t get out of his own way.” and then re-imagined as an American, “the guy from head office who is like, ‘Hey, what are you doing? Go to work! ‘” We’ve had so much pop culture material (Office Space was released in 1999, Glengarry Glen Ross in 92, the list could go on) to fill in the space for a character like him, and a fundamental shift of what the current idea of a ‘representative’, someone in the corporate wheelhouse looks like to take the place of what Aziraphale and Crowley need to be to accommodate. Horrible bosses and their underlings vs a more le Carre inspired scenario.
I absolutely love this and hope you don’t mind me dogpiling on for a slightly adjacent thing, because yes! The book was written as everyone’s pulling out of the Cold War because they realized mutual destruction was the only result. Everyone took a collective look around and said ‘nope, there’s no winning here, we’d just eat ourselves faster that way’, and that was it. That’s what the Johnsonite gang is, that’s why Crowley and Aziraphale are shamed a little by Adam for trying to influence human nature in the first place. They’re not needed and that’s the point.
Right now we’re in a time of open hostility and aggression. Everyone feels very divided into specific echo-chamber loyalties (sometimes for good reason, but often to fuel paranoia or discontent), and the powers that be are only stoking those fires harder because it serves them and their egos. The show’s got a much bigger emphasis on the marriage (literal and figurative) of differences and embracing friendship and basic kindness in order to bring about change.
It wouldn’t narratively work at this time in our lives to say “leave people alone to thrive without dogma.” So instead our heroes are told they’re weak or traitorous for not wanting to continue on a self-destructive road. And their world-changing act (aside from choosing to love each other to start with) is to give humanity-as-Adam a moment outside the noise to make a decision, to remind him that power is in his hands to say no to this. And to say he’s cared for no matter what he does.
Good Omens the book is very grounded in the Cold War. In the first major section (which covers the eleven years before they realize they have the wrong kid), every time that Crowley and Aziraphale meet there is a reference to some spy shenanigans occurring in the background. Specifically, the sort of spy shenanigans where nominal enemies are working together. In the park, the head of MI7 and the Russian Cultural Attache are feeding the ducks and feeding each other information while standing studiously far apart. At the British Museum, the second in command of MI9 and the local KGB officer are having a working lunch, and amusingly are arguing about who is going to deduct the bill for business expenses.
It really gives the sense that those Cold War spies are their closest earthly comparison.
Because of the passage of time, this metaphor is mostly lost, and I think the very corporate imagery of Heaven especially is a good replacement. It keeps that sense that the people in charge are completely out of touch with the realities of field work, and have goals that don’t really seem good to anyone else involved.
I think a corporate angle would have been a potentially good replacement, but I don’t think the adaptation did nearly enough ground work to shift the allegory to that. In fact I think it dumped the corporate characterisation and metaphor that was already there.
It makes total sense that if your adaptation is not going to be a period piece, you need to find new systems and conflicts to ground the fantasy is real tensions we have a nuanced/relatable/pre-coded understanding of.
But for me all the series did was give a slight facelift to the more overt parts of the Cold War/intelligence/espionage angle, missing the fact that it wasn’t just a cute running joke you could cut with a few quick snips, but really baked into the characterisation, world-building and story.
So what you are left with is a bunch of stuff that all made sense as contributing to a central metaphor and narrative, but this that removed is just… stuff. Why St. James’s Park? Why not? Look at this pretty shot of Buckingham Palace. Nuclear escalation? Well, it’s a good Armageddon-ish threat, isn’t it? Doesn’t need to relate back to the theming of the early part of the narrative.
I won’t go on too much because I’ve covered this here in my very succinct and breezy 11,000 word dissertation-ette on this kind of stuff and how I think it lets down the Good Omens adaptation.
In the book, tying Aziraphale and Crowley to this Cold War espionage theme does a huge amount of the heavy lifting in setting up the mood, themes, characters, relationship and even plot.
It’s also much more than a le Carré riff. This is social coding, tying these characters into ‘types’ that British readers will get implicitly and immediately. Partly that’s from fiction, but it’s also from urban myth, folklore, culturally shared ideas. And, y’know, real life.
So when Pratchett and Gaiman (but mostly Pratchett I think) talk about ducks and fur collars and bus-based live drops and the café at the British Museum, they are tapping into a socially codified idea of What Spies and Spying is like which in turn builds an entire foundation of story and relationship story for us.
The big one is the relationship between angel and demon, as that is where the Cold War theming is focused. We understand within a few lines of their main-timeline first scene, by way of all the riffing around the spy stuff, the exact, emotionally specific, nature of their relationship; its status and tensions.
But in a corporate model, where is the template for the Aziraphale and Crowley relationship? To what do we relate this secret, tense friendship with high-stakes around its discovery and philosophical opposition? The series creators don’t seem to come up with anything. I can’t think of any attempt in the series to compare of code the pair of their interactions as anything. They exist on-screen only at a literal, textual level. They’re not like anything, at least anything which links up to any other element of the show.
On the textual level, obviously we have the same story: an angel and a demon have secretly formed a working relationship and friendship of convenience while continuing to work for opposing sides. But the way in which the book grounded that in a specific worldly narrative that we could connect to emotionally is lost.
There’s also how the Cold War stuff informs individual character. This is a bit complex and again I’m going to try not to get into it too much, because it’s here. This is where le Carré does come in, because he (alongside famous real cases like the Cambridge Ring) has taught us what British agents are like: English; upper-middle or upper-class; Cambridge-educated; terribly clever; superior; jaded; understated; sexually repressed.
Actually in the book one of the things the Cold-War-agents coding doesn’t do particularly is characterise Heaven and Hell themselves. We don’t see either directly, iirc. The book’s story positions Aziraphale and Crowley as isolated field agents, not really returning to home base – providing further emotional sense of why they have latched onto each other.
Rather, the Cold War stuff is used to establish the main characters and their relationship, the mood and tension of their shared world; it does not really play out in their individual sections or how Heaven and Hell are characterised. But the ways in which those things are drawn is compatible with it.
Because actually, in the book Crowley’s relationship with Hell, and Hell itself, is already created along corporate lines. Hell as an old, established form, perhaps financial, perhaps legal, very powerful but slightly befuddled by modern innovation and very impressed with the active, modern Crowley. Crucially this still works with the Cold War stuff because spy and 80s city boy are the same type: middle/upper-class, Cambridge-educated, clever, morally questionable, a certain amount of arrested public-school-ish-ness, anxiety.
Aziraphale too is characterised in a way that works both in the mood of Cold War espionage he and Crowley occupy together in the earlier sections, and the world of refined business owner he occupies independently. And the irony is that Aziraphale’s book characterisation could easily have worked within an updated corporate metaphor if that’s what they wanted. I’ve met many a book-Aziraphale in the publishing and bookselling industry. Posh, comfortable, intelligent, charming, gay. Another place you find a lot of book-Aziraphales is the BBC.
But the series actually moved away from the book versions of the characters who were already tied into corporate/business narratives and codes. They would have needed a freshen up of course.
But instead the series just dumps all of that, Cold War theming, corporate coding, and pushed its characters in a different direction that doesn’t link up to… anything really. The show’s Aziraphale and Crowley are purely fantastical figures. You will never meet people who look or act like this in any walk of like (well, maaayyybe Crowley; he could be read as a bit of a slightly washed-out rockstar or luvvie but again that choice doesn’t actually speak to a single other choice made in world-building or characterisation).
They certainly don’t feel like these are characters with a place in a narrative about disaffected employees.
I remember seeing this on Reddit ages ago, and it’s partly why I’m so hesitant to do crochet comms. People don’t realize how much work goes into crafting, and nasty attitudes like this are sadly common.
Me @ writers: you just make that shit up from your brain???
*squints at the three lines in Word that have remained unchanged for weeks* In theory
I made this post to compliment writers and it somehow turned into 60,000 notes of them calling themselves and each other out.
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the text says the snail’s goal is to find you, not touch/kill you. can you just, like. put the snail in a nice terrarium and enjoy life with an immortal pet snail and $10 million?
Put the snail in a hamster ball
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It's come to my attention that some people are basically accusing @neil-gaiman of queerbating because he won't say that Crowley and Aziraphale are gay, even though he says they are 1,000% in love.
They aren't gay because they aren't males. They're genderless, otherwise known as agender. (It's also very VERY likely that they are asexual, even though that kinda treads into headcanon territory.) That, my friends, is a Queer Relationship.
And, yeah, it's never explicitly said in the book (that I remember, anyways, it's been a while) that they are In A Romantic Relationship, but I honestly don't see a problem with that, since A) they spend most of their time kinda dancing around each other and their feelings and B) the book is about them trying to prevent the end of the world, first and foremost.
I honestly don't believe that Mr. Gaiman is trying to pull a Rowling and claim that his (and Mr. Prachett's) characters are queer after the fact to gain brownie points from the LGBT+ community, either. He believes in the death of the author, so (and forgive me if I'm being presumptuous) it seems to me that his intent with Aziraphale and Crowley was to keep their relationship somewhat open to interpretation. And, yeah, we do need more explicit queer romances in media but at the same time, I don't have a problem with this vagueness because it is very clear, in the show if not in the book, that Aziraphale and Crowley love each other more than anything else.
It's fine if you take issue with the fact that they never kiss, or hold hands, or what have you in the book/show. It's fine if you, personally, don't see their relationship as queer representation. But countless other queer people, myself included, do feel represented. So don't take that away from us just because you don't. And, please, stop harassing Mr. Gaiman about it on social media. He doesn't owe you his time, his words, or his patience, but he has provided all of those things to us in spades, because he truly appreciates his fans.
Sincerely,
A Queer Fan
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Always Be My Maybe (2019) dir. Nahnatchka Khan
the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA
That scene shift did more for our generation’s understanding of the horror of war in ten seconds than Game of Thrones did in eight seasons, and it did it without showing us a single dead body.
OKAY BUT HOLD ON THOUGH.
I’ve spent the past… five? Let’s say five - the past five years analyzing the structure of Disney Musicals as part of the process to write my own/a parody of them, and the thing is that all the modern ones have roughly the same number of songs - except Mulan.
Mulan has about half, because after AGWFF ends with that unresolved final phrase, there are no more songs until the end credits, which isn’t even sung in-universe.
Mulan wasn’t even the REALM of fucking around - when they arrive at that village, when the true horrors of war are brought into the story, not only does it interrupt THAT song, it breaks the entire fucking mold - the movie’s damn genre changes; it is no longer a musical.
And the Huns represent this from the start - Jafar and Hades are notable for not having proper villain songs, but Jafar does get his Prince Ali refrain and Hades and his plan get sung ABOUT by the muses. No scene with the Huns has any singing, they are mentioned once in song (the second line of Man, natch), and they of all Disney Villains are probably the most serious - no jokes, no witty asides, no sassy delivery of dry humor. The Huns are an invading army who plan to straight up kill a fuckton of people, including children, and AGWFF’s sudden end is the moment when our happy go lucky MUSICAL protagonists finally come in contact with them and their work directly - and it breaks them. Because shit like the Huns cannot exist in happy go lucky musical world. They just exist in our world. The real world. And you can’t sing your problems away here.
The end of A Girl Worth Fighting For is a brilliant use of metanarrative sensibilities to convey a message. It is utterly perfect.
Daaaamn, Tony. That’s fucking deep, my guy
I didn’t spend two years and thousands of dollars on a Master’s Degree in literature to NOT over analyze every text I engage with.
I just got chills omg
Okay y’all get ready for a weird post but I want to talk about Aziraphale’s pinky ring for a second.
When I first noticed it I was really delighted because I know it was a thing that gentlemen used to wear and I love the idea that he still wears one even though they sort of went out of style. But then I realized that he’s been wearing it for close to 6000 years and that changes a lot because there’s a very long history behind the meaning of pinky rings that has changed a lot and I love the idea people have seen Aziraphale wearing one and made some assumption about him and started wearing one.
For example, men and women who had no interest in marriage would wear pinky rings on their left hand to signify that they did not want to be in a relationship. I like the idea that enough people have known Aziraphale and his lack of interest in a relationship that they all started wearing pinky rings cause they were like that guys does it that must be why.
I also read somewhere that this tradition later led to gay men using a pinky ring to signify that they weren’t interested in women. Again I love that Aziraphale gives off such gay vibes that other gay men were like you know what that’s a great idea I’m gonna start wearing that ring too.
Gentlemen wore signant rings on their little fingers so they could easily seal envelopes. Imagine Aziraphale, panicking and without anything to seal his envelope with, just uses his ring. Wow what a good idea we should start using that.
I just love the idea that Crowley and Aziraphale accidentally started human traditions. Like calling your significant other “angel”. I can just see Aziraphale accidentally setting up all these meanings for a ring just because he thought it looked nifty.
Crowley and Aziraphale’s relationship is LITERALLY the fanfiction tropes:
‘badboy with a heart of gold falls in love with soft, book-ish boy with a sarcastic streak’.
mixed with a little ‘nerdy boy has never been the object of someone’s affection and thus is oblivious to badboy’s advances’
and an added dash of pining, banter, and sweeping acts of love.
….fanfiction gold.