Skyetendo

Hi, my name is Skye! I'm a 21 year old girl. I'm pansexual and my pronouns are She/Her. If you ever need support or someone to talk to, I'm here. My Discord is Skyetendo#1237.

[homunculus-argument]

Having been in a good relationship for seven years now, I'm still sometimes amazed just how nice things can be. Like I can show you affection??? And it feels nice to you too?? My presence and touch aren't just tolerated, but enjoyed??? I can look at my sleeping boyfriend and think "wow, it would feel really nice to just cuddle up to him right now" and he will either unconsciously communicate "no thanks" without even waking up, or wrap himself around me tightly enough to let me know that it feels nice to him as well. And also I no longer have the option of wrangling myself free without waking him up in the process.

What a splendid love it is to know that your partner can say "no", and knowing for sure that it means that every wordless "yes" truly means "yes". If you could combine the best of silk and velvet, it would still not feel as lovely to touch as my beloved's skin.

[i-am-a-fish]

would you enter my terrible haunted mangrove?

[i-am-a-fish]

why does nobody fear my terrible haunted mangrove

[sadomarxist]

[june-egbert-official]

Like to charge and reblog to cast Chinese scientists destroying the Insulin industry

[attackdogz]

the original tweet is from May this year but there has been an update!!

yay for the Chinese destroying the American insulin industry!!!!

[carnelianfoxx]

there's a really funny 3d printing controversy going on btw.

if you don't know, there's a very popular 3d printing model out there called "benchy". this is used for benchmarking your 3d printer because it's a difficult print and will help test it out.

this is so widely used that people make their own little versions of it, remixing the 3d model to make benchy look cooler and stuff. however, a new company owns the benchy license. they are sending copyright takedowns to all those who wrongfully uploaded the benchy model.

of course, this is pissing off the 3d printing community greatly. everyone loved benchy and have used it for years. so someone on reddit decided to make a new model that is designed as a 3d printing stress test. one that works a lot like benchy, and people are freely able to edit it as they please. you know what they called it?

boaty.

[kinkyrius]

[dramatic-dolphin]

[skyetendo]

this is funnier now than it was when i made it yesterday

[skyetendo]

Why is this stupid video that I made like 4 or 5 years ago just suddenly getting interactions for no reason. I don’t mind it but like what triggered it

[i-am-a-fish]

none | none | stick

none | stick | string

stick | none | string

run :)

WHAT THE HELL !

YOU CAN'T JUST FISHING POLE SOMEONE'S ASK BOX !!!!!!!

[anewbeninging-deactivated202601]

Is this loss?

[i-am-a-fish]

NO IT'S FUCKING

[i-am-a-fish]

I like being lesbian. women

[danshi175]

you are so real for that fish

[i-am-a-fish]

free affirmations for anyone who would like them

[planstransamanacanalpanema]

Bonus! affirmations for trans men and people who like people named Ian.

[i-am-a-fish]

this post has affirmations for anything you could want. this post has affirmations for YOU

all for free

[sexhaver]

[beemovieerotica]

[catchymemes]

[thesearethedaysofmylife]

Saw this baby on Facebook & they deserve to be shared

[ageblue-aka-varnah-g]

[faggotri]

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

[apofid-puffleburry]

obsessed

[lost-wandering-historian]

I had a class called "What is Evil?" The professor called us his "evil students" and I got to say things like: "I have evil class later." and "I have readings in evil to do." and "Well my evil professor said..."

I miss having that class

[gerrykeay]

[ID: tumblr reply on this post reading "my partner did a sociology degree and one of the modules was on organised crime. very funny to see stuff like "anyone doing organised crime this afternoon" in a uni groupchat"]

[beggars-opera]

I had a theology class once called the Satan Seminar. That was a fun one to talk about in public

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are doing organised crime this afternoon.

[janegumball]

Pancake run

[i-am-a-fish]

this worled s beautiful

[cealvan]

But the world requires me to part ways with my warm comfy bed

[i-am-a-fish]

did Odysseus regret his journey

did Gilgamesh regret his journey

[sharktheme]

My dear fish, Odysseus spent 20 years having a horrible no-good time and wanting to go home. He cries. So much.

And I suppose Gilgamesh gets to a better place mentally through his journey. He ends up accepting his mortality and processing the death of his husband bestie Enkidu, so good for him I guess. But let's not forget that Enkidu died because the God's wanted to punish him and Gilgamesh.

Because they killed a sacred bull.

A bull that was sent to earth by the Ishtar.

Which she did because Gilgamesh rejected her.

Who she only began to want after he killed Humbaba and chopped down some sacred trees with Enkidu.

Conclusion: if these bitches had just left those trees alone and stayed home everything would have been fine.

[i-am-a-fish]

oh

[i-am-a-fish]

did Miguel and Tulio regret their journey

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

wait do those tin can phones really work?? I thought this was all a myth.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I just looked up a video this is wild I’m making one tomorrow

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

in my high school Art 4 class while we were no doubt supposed to be getting ready for a Very important Art Show, two of my friends made one of these phones but instead of talking into it they would write messages and clip it to the string and slide it across the string to the other and when the art teacher asked why they said “we’re texting” and she could not BELIEVE it, this was the FUNNIEST thing she’d heard all year so she got on her office phone and called the principal and said “two girls are texting in my classroom I need you to come take their phones and issue them detentions” and we all waited like assholes for him to show up and when he asked where they were she gestured at my friends “texting” on their tin can phone and my principal was already a pretty tired dude but that was the most exhausted I think he ever looked.

[beautifulscreaminglady]

A 19th century girl’s craft book claims that they can work at a distance of 50 yards!

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Cartoons and tv often show the can on string phone with the string loose, which doesn’t do anything. Makes it look like they’re just playing pretend. With the string taught, vibrations travel down it, transferring the sound

[wizardhorses]

animal

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

[randomname360]

Also an animal

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

As someone who works hard every day to make the internet worse, I bow down to a master. Most of us in our wildest dreams could never make anything this cursed.