Elusa

She/her. I start a lot of things, but have trouble finishing them. Procrastination is the only enemy I ever seem to lose to. You can also call me SEB, because those are my initials. I have another blog, but I'm not telling you what it is, because this one is for my original content, and that one is (a mess) for showing support to other content creators, and so has basically no original content. My muse just got really into things again after a couple years of being basically dead, so I'll keep y'all posted on how that goes, I guess.

[mewvore]

your body needing iron is funny its not even like special iron its the stuff in the mines

[tinybluealien]

prev, the day you start your period, or the day before if nausea is an issue for you - eat a steak dinner, or if you're veg, have a big salad with lots of spinach and kale. it'll give you a head start on avoiding what sounds like temporary anaemia. dried fruits like apricots are also high in iron, if those are more palatable.

good luck out there. 🫡

[thwrangis]

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

[mollyjames]

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I love following developing stories

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[tsunflowers]

I’m starting to think that social media has made zero changes to the desire of people to get in huge public arguments bc it has always been in some people’s natures. debate societies where you crammed hundreds of people in a room and had them fight about whether slavery was good or if you should marry for love or money were immensely popular entertainment long before the damn telephone was even invented. if you brought a guy from back then to today he would get in twitter fights with the best of them and if you sent a guy from today back then he would seek out a debate society and start saying some shit

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[nomsfaultau]

Not my usual writing advice, but I cannot recommend talk to text when drafting an essay enough. (Or drafting anything ig). You can think a lot faster than you can talk, but you can talk a lot faster than you can write. Really good way to just throw word salad up to edit into coherence afterwards, instead of having a jumble of thoughts too messy to even begin getting it onto a page.

[hanguangbunny]

i love what the internet has done to the english language

[wholesome-animal-images]

[cosmeretrek]

Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

[crying-over-cute-cats-deactivat]

hey pals it’s ur friendly neighbourhood bisexual here to remind u that everyone looks good in a suit

thank u for ur time

[hashtagloveloses]

except donald trump

[crying-over-cute-cats-deactivat]

a good point!! therefore, I amend my statement: everyone who is not a knobhead looks good in suits

thank u once again for ur time

[jdragsky]

[carrie-kelley-deserved-better]

[rainnyydaysworld]

Tim: Hey, do you know the password to Damian’s computer?

Duke: Fuck you, Tim.

Tim: Hey!!

Duke: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouTim".

Tim: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

—

Reader: Get on my level!

Steph: Unfortunately, to "get on your level" I'd need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

—

*Dick is fighting a monster*

Barbara : Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!

Dick: The power to believe in myself!?

Barbara : No, a knife! Stab it!

—

Reader: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Jason: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

—

Damian: Tim, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-

Tim: Aww, thanks-

Damian: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.

—

Reader: So, Steph is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Cassandra: Why?

Reader: Because I've caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Steph, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

[procrastinatress-supreme]

Anyone know a good lawyer? I'm suing the wizard for magical malpractice.

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

DC Comics Twitter really came for Eddie, huh

[momolive]

Creative way of saving camels from getting run over

[dracogotgame]

my favourite things about this video:

1) the amount of time that went into considering this approach, which is a resounding 0.00 seconds

2) the baby's screm - yes it's sad bc the poor lil guy is scared but the way his yells for momma hitch with the guy's running have me lmao ngl

3) the guy either had the incredible good fortune or the foresight to put the baby between himself and momma so he could make a break for it. it was too quick. Too deliberate and almost instinctive. He has done this before.

4) the victory skips and turban twirling.

10/10 but please for the love of god there has to be a better way camels kick people to death

[vrabia]

i feel like we're ignoring an important scientific fact, which is that this guy grabbed, at the minimum, 35 kilograms of terrified baby camel and did a fucking 6-second olympic sprint while being chased by, wikipedia informs me, 300-540 kilograms of angry adult camel.

[silk-and-sword]

the human body is capable of amazing things when it notices that it just picked up something that half a ton worth of pissed off camel would very much like to have back

[hiddendreamer67]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Alfred Pennyworth, Falcone Additional Tags: Kidnapping, Hurt/Comfort, Tim Drake Joins the Batfamily Early, mob boss violence, Tim Drake Needs a Hug, Tim Drake Gets a Hug, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, Secret Identity, secret identity hijinks, Protective, tim drake is a bad liar, tim drake doesnt know who batman is, Tim Drake-centric, Young Tim Drake, Batfamily (DCU), Good Big Brothers, well future big brothers Summary:

“No, they don’t leave me totally alone.” Tim hurriedly explained. “My neighbor Bruce Wayne looks after me.”

Batman stared at him for a long while. “Bruce Wayne.” He parroted slowly.

(A young Tim Drake gets kidnapped by Falcone. When Batman rescues him, Tim tells Batman that Bruce Wayne is his temporary guardian. Oddly enough, Batman isn’t fooled by this perfect cover story.)

[victoria-pedretti]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. THE PRINCESS BRIDE 1987, dir. Rob Reiner