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Me: [getting up in the middle of the night to pee]

My cat: here comes your special boy!! Where are my kisses from mommy!! Why will you not let me sit on your lap??? WHY will you not let me lay in your pants. I will scream at the top of my lungs to show how unloved I am in this god forsaken household. I can not believe I am forced to live like this.

dailyjackiechan

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

misscokebottleglasses-deactivat

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

mrbeefgnaw

You know what, tumblr? Fuck this post and fuck you. Last time I reblogged this just because Jackie Chan and a couple days later I got a bonus at work. Now this shit shows up on my dash again and logically I know if I reblog it probably nothing will happen BUT WHAT IF I DON’T REBLOG IT AND THE UNIVERSE IS ALL “YO I WAS GOING TO THROW SOME MONEY AT YOU BUT YOU DIDN’T REBLOG THE MONEY CHAN SO NAH” So here I am, shitting up your dashes with the Money Chan again. Sorry not sorry, I’m about to have to fit a car insurance payment into my budget.

jeshala

I’ll go down with you. You are not alone.

nehirose

mostly i just reblog this one because look at his happy face, but also what the hell basically everyone i know could use some financial windfalls right now so WHY NOT.

fantasmalresplendent

all empires must crumble and fall in their own time, you just never expect them to fall in yours

indigcnight-a-deactivated202108

IT'S THE IDES OF MARCH BITCHES

whitepeopletwitter

rob-pattinson

source

3-oclock-tea

megapope-deactivated20220531

next fucking level

sugarplumfuckwit

I’m starting to think furries are the fastest growing sector of the American economy

thetrashiestoftrash

From his Twitter:

brain-confetti

All I wanted was cool robots. But this is the future we got instead.

megapope-deactivated20220531

this man is leveraging his presence in a niche community to advertise his tax services and you're sat here with your thumb up your ass thinking this precludes advanced robotics somehow. we should all someday be so lucky as Tax Badger

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

Tumblr is sponsoring furries now

mungisms

You...DO realize that ads are based on your own viewing history, right?

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

somecunttookmyurl

buddy idk what tumblr ads are based on but it definitely isn't ANYONE'S viewing history

werewolfseth

Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldn’t fall over cause neither did I

thebluetint

this is my favorite comment on this post

clown-strife-deactivated2021041

Robert Pattinson POV:

bintilleil-deactivated20200510

mood

bintilleil-deactivated20200510

for context, OP is arguing with everyone in the comments trying to give him advice on how to cook lentils for his wife in the Trader Joe’s subreddit

reedraws

Possums are great because depending on how you look at them, they’re either horrible things, or just soft fluffy dudes with love instead of brain cells (table below)

eccentricbrat

you’re absolutely right op

itzbatz-deactivated20240722

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"