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[papercranebb]

Gilmore Girls

appreciation post for the show I've been rewatching since 2012 🫶

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[skarchomp]

lesbian sleepover porn movie pillow fight scene but it has the same fight choreography as a john wick movie

[milkgallon-remade]

[drilsouls]

(x)

Miyazaki: “[the horniest shit you ever heard] but it wasn’t my idea to give her a rockin set of honkin badonks”

[drilsouls]

@ everyone who thought this was about the Ghibli Miyazaki and not the Dark Souls Miyazaki: why did you just, like… accept that?

[hellsite-yano]

[catchymemes]

The 2ND llama is my spirit animal (@Borna Ghotbi)

[catchymemes]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[sadclowncentral]

the cunt who makes my life decisions (me) and the idiot who has to live with them (also me) somehow have diametrically opposed world views how am i supposed to live like this

[sadclowncentral]

me sowing: the harvest will be glorious. farmers tremble before my sowing prowess. i'm the king of the hill

me reaping: why the fuck did i sow all this. what the fuck. who let me have all these seeds. why the FUCK do i own a field. what the fuck.

[cannibalchicken]

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[trickstertime]

This is Margaret when she opens that email

[brothersskeleton]

[winchestersingerautorepair]

there's a lot happening right here

[adulthoodisokay]

i, and i cannot stress this enough, fucking love tumblr

[pathologising]

where's me package...

[log6]

ahar. Twas cast overboard

[pathologising]

aye.....killing meself

[anxietyproblem]

[lakemojave]

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

[the-vaudevillain-deactivated202]

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

[sacred-portal]

[cherryberg]

[ellis-deigh-blog]

This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home…. Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE

[durendoll]

why are moose so terrifyingly large

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then

[henstomper]

his moose leaves for a few weeks to Fuck

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

if you would like to try and stop the moose leaving for a few weeks to Fuck you are welcome to try, buddy

[thatoneshadyshop]

One can’t decide whether to join the Bard’s College or the Thieves Guild.

One will just have to weigh the prose and the cons.

[racist-sundown-site-deactivated]

*loads crossbow*