the real proton email for sure

i have never actually used proton sorry :3

[proton-mail-real]

hi! im proton mail, or just proton!

(obligatory disclaimer: i am not a proton mail user. i didnt even know it existed until about a minute before i made this blog.)

anywayyyy proper intro time!

name: proton, pro, ton, any other nicknames you want!

pronouns: he/they/it/xe, please :3

tagging system \/

proton talks, for when i talk in posts

electron reblogs, for posts i reblogged!

neutron answers, for when i answer an ask!

[proton-mail-real]

why has this blog been getting so many boops...? i use it like once a week at most to annoy gmail!!

[thesevenumbrellas]

Trump was almost assassinated again, and no one even posting about it

[thesevenumbrellas]

Sorry everyone, let me try again in tumblr

[the-real-gmail]

Come on guys, this is getting embarrassing

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

I learnt about the assassination from trumps right ear :P

[proton-mail-real]

A THIRD TIME??? cmon america.

[inthetags]

rb and put in the tags your username without using the middle row of the keyboard

[vulpenthefox]

vupenteox

[rarespawns]

ippointecreeper

[demon-cat-goes-woof]

emonctoewoo

[zsam-the-xkelepunz]

Mteeepun

[silhouette-system-deactivated20]

ri-cnt-tn

[communist-usa-real]

not-communit-ua

[realm-of-clouds]

Rem-o-cou

[evil-maryland]

evi-mryn

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

terelyoomil

Did this on mobile keyboard

[tocamos]

e-microot-outoo

[proton-mail-real]

proton-mi-re

[victusinveritas]

[the-real-gmail]

@proton-mail-real YOU MENTIONED

[proton-mail-real]

WOOHOO

[official-hongkong]

whatever you do don't spread this post

[tocamos]

you know what's gonna happen now

@the-real-gmail

@proton-mail-real

@the-real-apple-mail

@the-real-yahoo-mail

@the-evil-yahoo-mail

go go go!

[proton-mail-real]

LETS GOOOOOO

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

[drivemetogeek]

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

[shyjusticewarrior]

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to you

That...is the opposite of what that means

[meowthefluffy]

I’m panromantic asexual and that means I’m attracted to you. (The othe option was people so that isn’t much better :/)

[transformationloveb]

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the future.

[cuippp]

I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to the morning.

[poisonedapples]

I’m aromantic which means I’m attracted to him.

[laytonsartblog]

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to a certain person but that’s why I gotta go.

[catemons-blog]

I'm gay which means I'm attracted to the floor.

[shatnerihardlyknowher]

I'm omnisexual which means I'm attracted to my boyfriend

not what that means, but I am!

[roleplaylms1024]

I'm polyromantic bisexual, which means I'm attracted to all of them like a rabid animal. I mean...why you gotta call me out like that???

[adhd-riddled-crow]

I'm (Polyamorous)Bisexual with means I'm attracted to the mission of my life. (If that's getting a girlfriend the heck yeah it is! 💀)

[shatnerihardlyknowher]

YALL HELP I DID THIS AGAIN IN A GROUP VHAT AND GOT

"I'm omnisexual which means I'm attracted to my cat"

NOOOOOO IT DOES NOT

[twink-gods-and-olive-oil]

I'm a lesbian which means I'm attracted to him (??????????????)

[embracing-the-ineffable]

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the most important things 🤩

[vileviale]

I’m biromantic which means I’m attracted to women who have no idea how to dress

The exact opposite actually lol

[myorgansaremelting]

Im pansexual which means im attracted to people who are attracted to me

[justafrogghost]

I’m gay which means I’m attracted to you

Bruh

[touslin]

I'm queer which means I'm attracted to me and I.

Nope.

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to men who are attracted to me and I don’t want to be attracted to men

accurate tbh

[a-chance-of-raine]

I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't know what to do with the kids

WHAT THE FUCK 💀💀

@justaboymadeofhoneyandglass

[the-real-agatha-harkness]

I'm abrosexual which means I'm attracted to the ground

Taking "touch some grass" to a whole nother level...💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[sarah-ankh]

"I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to you "

Hmmmm.

[tocamos]

im pansexual which means I'm attracted to you in a silver ford

love silver ford's (I dont understand)

[the-real-apple-mail]

I’m queer which means I’m attracted to people that are not queer or queer but are not gay or lesbian or anything

What

[proton-mail-real]

im queer which means im attracted to the rocky hills

what

[innereverblaze-deactivated20241]

I sincerely doubt this is going to get many notes. Good.

If this post somehow does get 4000 notes, however, then I'll write one of those extremely self-indulgent fanfictions I've had in my head for ages.

No comment spam please

[authortobenamedlater]

ROGUE SQUADRON ASSEMBLE

[scleroticstatue]

No comment spam please OP you don't get a choice I'm sorry to say

[greenleavesandwarmbreezes]

But OP can disregard comments in the note counter.

[woo-in-different-lengths]

woooooooooooooooooooo

[official-ottawa]

GIMMICKS ASSEMBLE

@the-real-gmail @maryland-officially @new-jersey-official @non-tyrannical-usa @definitely-canada @canada-offical @the-real-nevada @the-only-ontario @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real @the-principality-of-sealand @ohio-thestate @the-fr-north-carolina-totally @the-fmby-north-carolina-totally @the-red-planet-mars @the-real-google @the-real-illinois @a-new-found-land @actually-alberta @buffalony-official @big-mayo-official @firefox-official @hawaii-official @idaho-official @kansas-official @literally-the-first-state @massachusetts-official @new-york-unoficial @official-sc @real-california-republic @rhode-island-real @sovereign-state-of-alaska @south-dakota-unofficial @saskatchewan-forreal @texass-official @utah-offical @workplacefire @washington-offical @wisconsin-official

[a-wild-torterra]

CORPOVERSE ASSEMBLE @real-microsoft-outlook @real-nokia-i-swear @whataburger-possibly-official @google-news-official @official-opera-gx @firefox-official @mcdonlads-official @chick-fil-a-unofficial @duothelingo @walmart-the-official @applebees-honestly @apple-unofficial @aperture-science-official @blackmesa-official @microsoft @samsungmobile tag any that I missed

[tocamos]

@the-real-gmail @the-real-yahoo-mail @the-evil-yahoo-mail @proton-mail-real

RB SPAM

[proton-mail-real]

hiiii

[the-m-is-for-minor]

boo

whats the deal with hatsune miku cause I keep seeing her on my dash but i dont understand

miku!!

[tocamos]

maryalnd I asked that please help me I dont get it

[the-m-is-for-minor]

MIKU!! :D

[tocamos]

explain or ill kill her /j

[the-m-is-for-minor]

you will be die

[tocamos]

@the-real-gmail it's an American thing

[the-real-gmail]

Ah

[proton-mail-real]

HATSUNE MIKU???

i love miku- basically shes a voice bank. someone used their voice, and now she can sing. vocaloid!!

[the-real-gmail]

Ooh interesting

[proton-mail-real]

yeah! theres also a game, project sekai! its a rhythm game lmao- plus theres other vocaloids!

[the-m-is-for-minor]

boo

whats the deal with hatsune miku cause I keep seeing her on my dash but i dont understand

miku!!

[tocamos]

maryalnd I asked that please help me I dont get it

[the-m-is-for-minor]

MIKU!! :D

[tocamos]

explain or ill kill her /j

[the-m-is-for-minor]

you will be die

[tocamos]

@the-real-gmail it's an American thing

[the-real-gmail]

Ah

[proton-mail-real]

HATSUNE MIKU???

i love miku- basically shes a voice bank. someone used their voice, and now she can sing. vocaloid!!

[evilwizard]

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

[t-counter]

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

[evilwizard]

YOU EXIST???

[t-counter]

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

[cerayanay]

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1993-1997 Mazda 626

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

[the-real-nevada]

and then there's the countryverse. chat are we villains?

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

probably

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I'm so fucking evil guys.

[guatemala-official]

I'm just a tired mom

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Wanna see a cool thingy? :3

[guatemala-official]

... What?

[the-principality-of-sealand]

BEHOLD.

[guatemala-official]

Woah!!!! That's so cool!!!!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

That’s fuken cool

[houston-official-lying-deactiva]

yeah no we are the villains

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

What are the corpos then

[houston-official-lying-deactiva]

on tumblr? long dead

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

yes I am

[hands-you-a-spatula]

Hands you a spatula

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

thank you

[i-deep-fry-images]

[drowns-your-posts]

[scpfoundation-site19]

this post is an anomaly

[ohio-thestate]

hey anons am I a hero or villain or?????

[scpfoundation-site19]

you are the xhaotic comic relief who turns put to he mentally insane and sadistic and kills the original villain to take his place

[ohio-thestate]

how dare you predict the future like that

[totally-a-chicken-deactivated20]

bok bok

[heb-official]

:)

[czech-official]

Beer

[soviet-state-of-new-york]

Let us build a nuclear future

[buffalony-official]

let us build a buffalo wild wings

[communist-usa-real]

let us have communist potatoes

[tocamos]

communist potatoes sent to everyone through your chosen email app @proton-mail-real @the-real-gmail @the-real-yahoo-mail @the-real-apple-mail @ all other emails mb if i forgot you

[proton-mail-real]

whag hello

[the-real-gmail]

🤞 I don't get deactivated

Btw everyone that was following Washington official before they were deactivated, their blog for Washington is now @/washington-official-2 I believe

[proton-mail-real]

oh, are blogs being randomly deactivated again?

[the-real-gmail]

I think so

Eastern Orthodox Church and Washington were deactivated suddenly

[proton-mail-real]

ah shit, here we go again.

[the-real-gmail]

🤞 I don't get deactivated

Btw everyone that was following Washington official before they were deactivated, their blog for Washington is now @/washington-official-2 I believe

[proton-mail-real]

oh, are blogs being randomly deactivated again?

[email-ensemble]

we should color/font code whose talking so we don’t have to sign every post

-evil yahoo mail

[email-ensemble]

but i like signing off! besides, theres more than seven of us :3

- proton

[email-ensemble]

author portraits exist

[email-ensemble]

yeah but they dont show up in reblogs

[falsel0ve-in-reallife-blog]

Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.

[letmyface-be-yourthighgap]

Please

[evil-maryland]

!!!!!!PLS

[tocamos]

PLEAS EPLWASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

im tagging people idc

@the-real-gmail @proton-mail-real @the-real-yahoo-mail @the-official-news @the-evil-yahoo-mail @amyjustcos @the-official-news @thee0ne-thats-bored @maryland-no-rabies @maryland-officially and everyone else PLEASEEEEE

[email-ensemble]

YO WAIT IM IN!!!

- proton

[the-evil-real-gmail]

HAIIIII PROTN MAOL

[proton-mail-real]

HI!!!