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mariofartwii

me as hell

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Not all heroes wear capes??? Yeah, that’s because some of us listened to Edna Mode, you Buffoon™.

anxietyproblem

#always anxious

tonberrys-deactivated20201122

Wow, Big Mouth really coming for y'all, huh?

#OOF #big mouth

gojiro

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

roseate-rein

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

skysinger-musings

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reblogging for that gif

zzdigital

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

adriofthedead

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

paulichu

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

samarajournal

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

espeoradar

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

recondite-room

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

nickthepigeon

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

therightprometheanfire

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

hopetimistic

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

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This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.

protect-and-love-animals

I love these transformations

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Dogs are magical. 💜🍃

dresswellactbad

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

moonbrains

this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…

sinistropteryx

There’s one piece of Harry Potter Rowling can never ruin

pro-gay

you, waking up from the chloroform in the corner of an abandoned house: wh-what the fuck… where am i

me, across the room, slav squatting in a fursuit: surprise! happy birthday!

igxbaddies

herdreadsrock-deactivated202401

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

thefandomdropout

Awwww

scumbag-vanguard

This story was different actually??? And even better??? The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week. It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.

The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday. He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him. That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.

He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!

They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.

kandyie

The real story is even cuter 😩💕

connercant

IM SO GLAD I KNOW THE STORY

prozd

“After he left, we continued on to daycare. Brooklyn was unusually quiet in the backseat. I asked her if she was okay, and she said, ‘Mommy, I’m so happy.’”

c-c-cute