Until the very end...

vance/nier/aiza | INFJ | 21 | he/him and they/them please

[escuerzoresucitado]

[uroko]

Mist and rays of light on the Enbara River // 癒しの自然風景 ♡

[mossy-covered-bones]

I’ve decided to conduct a survey! Please select one of the following results at random.

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Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

Please reblog this so that I can get a bigger sample size, but DO NOT include anything in the tags about the results, as that could influence other responses

[drfelici]

“Due to the popularity of these magnificent creatures among hunters I see it as an obligation to share a basic knowledge of how to keep an Augur of Ebrietas species-appropriate. Be responsible and refrain from keeping them if you cannot fulfill their needs. Living creatures are no toys!” 

A day with photoshop ended funny. Featuring Brago, my OC hunter and an excited Augur of Ebrietas.

[autumndiesirae-deactivated20250]

@river-birch

[0101101101]

This video has a 74.8% chance of giving you satisfaction

unmute

[pettankogothgf]

thoroughly satisfied

[wehavecats]

Saturday morning purr sesh (make sure to turn on the sound)

[stephendann]

blankie is best blankie ever

[rhube]

i could tell even before turning on the sound that cat is indescribably happy.

[spaceydragons]

@hazy-lazy @sikasupernova

[weloveshortvideos]

When you’re happy without a care in the world and then life interrupts your happiness

[piscesqueeen]

LMFAOOOO

[bloodphoenix]

That death stare gave me chills

[newyorkexcelsiorofficial-deacti]

@ overwatch devs - it’s fuckin ridiculous that if someone has 4 golds they don’t get on the board for having 4 fucking golds. i don’t care if everyone knows what specific amt of objective time i have if i’m the only one doing shit.

[newyorkexcelsiorofficial-deacti]

me: 5 god damn golds as zenyatta huh

overwatch: oh

overwatch: oh my god

overwatch: congrats on your 13 offensive assists

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

[dreaming-shark]

This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

[ailithnight]

A properly raised and socialized Dad will be perfectly comfortable cohabiting with Lesbians. Its not really “encroaching on another’s territory”. You wouldn’t say that about foxes in a forest that also homes bobcats, would you? No. It’s just two different species that have both evolved to live in similar/the same environment. As long as they recognize each other as equals, Dads and Lesbians are more than capable of cohabitation.

Now, if you were to release a pack of Lumberjacks into a Lowes or Home Depot, that’s where chaos will reign. Being adapted to a far harsher and more demanding environment, the Lumberjacks would simply push Dads and Lesbians both out and also consume far more than a sustainable amount of resources. It would be like releasing bears at a country club.

[chequerootlurks]

As a former timber-harvester… I feel this is potentially accurate in theory. But highly improbable in actuality.

Lumberjacks, like most megafauna species generally require more space than the average hardware store, even a big box store could provide. The misconception is that Lumberjacks are a social species because of how they often work and live together.

This is a matter of necessity, not preference, and a survival technique for thriving under the LogBoss.

A “pack” of Lumberjacks, if not under the environmental pressure of a LogBoss will naturally disperse until they each have a wide territory.

Lumberjacks rarely fight for territory.

One on one, a Lumberjack could drive out a Dad or Lesbian, however the latter tend to travel in social packs.

Lumberjacks will passively retreat on the presence of large numbers of people. Kind of like Sasquatch.

Getting a “pack” of Lumberjacks assembled would be hard enough unless they were forced into a Hardware Store by a LogBoss. In that case, they would already be in a heightened and potentially agitated state far above their natural behavior. This artificial scenario can be likened to a circus animal running amok. If it had been in the wild, the incident would not have occurred.

Free-roaming Lumberjacks are the cryptids of the Hardware ecosystem. They are surprisingly quiet and unobtrusive.

Please stop labeling Lumberjacks as dangerous roving social predators. They are intermediate level omnivores and remarkably peaceful unless threatened.

[thatdisasterauthor]

As a hardware store worker I can say that this is all 100% accurate.

[paintdust]

The 90s Nostalgia Series | Instagram | Twitter Buy them on t-shirts too!

[babyanimalgifs]

If you’re having a bad day, watch this

[deviantdee]

Yay!!

[lordmeowdemort]

Marshmallow tacos

[noctomania]

just watch and you will understand

[itskyalenotkyle]

Dance to anything

[catchymemes]

[apple-dandy]

[Video ID: A businessman is demonstrating cracking open a large nut by slamming his fist into it. The nut, having other ideas, breaks through the table instead upon being slammed, leaving a nut-sized hole. The businessman loses it.]

[hogwartsfemme-deactivated-deact]

@kialessa I’m fucking losing it at this description fkdkdksks

[spicyghostpepper]

[soft-butch-cassidy]

i saw hewwo in voice chat because

it either instantly aggros all allies or i get a returning chorus of “HEWWO??? AWE YOU THEWE?” from all cursed friends who are immune to the aggro effects of hewwo

either way it gets everyone’s attention immediately

[soft-butch-cassidy]

“Hewwo?” Cantrip. Instant. Verbal component. Duration one minute, no concentration. Upon casting, everyone in hearing range rolls a will save. On a failed save they immediately become hostile to the caster. Anyone else with this cantrip does not need to make the save and can also cast Hewwo as a free action on everyone previously affected. Instead of repeating the will save, each person affected by the original Hewwo immediately gets advantage on melee attacks and strength checks, and disadvantage on concentration, ranged attacks, charisma checks, and dexterity checks for the duration. 

[cyberleg]

hey..

[probablyenchantedrpgideas]

bye

[geekandmisandry]

Alienate Nazis from your content. Make them feel like it is not for them and is explicit in working against them. Whatever ways we can make Nazis feel socially unsafe and unwelcome on the basis of being Nazis is a good deed done.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

reminder that nazis aren’t allowed to enjoy my posts

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Get the fuck off my blog if you’re a Nazi or a Nazi apologist or think that we need to reach out to them