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[egberts]

how do skateboard people get the skateboards to stick to their feet

[psleepy-psiioniic]

get bit by radioactive skateboard

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[thecrabman]

cuno slur-based weather powers

[glitterizer]

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[addamatic]

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it is like talking to a fucking g3n13 with you people

[tizzymcwizzy]

i think its funny when objects are like this

[cowardsexual]

HOW TO DESCRIBE DREAMING TO YOUR ALIEN BUDDY, A GUIDE BY DR. RYLAND GRACE

don't

"yeah so basically like meeting you :]"

most sopping wet loverboy eyes in the world

[notsoheterosapien]

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET GHIS??? IM SORRY???? DID WHAT WHA THA AT HENQ SHA T WHA THW AUTUHENKWHW A WHA QHA

[wizardarchetypes]

i'm so hungry. won't someone use !tortellini to feed me delicious pasta

[verajustsaid]

!cursedoak

[wizardarchetypes]

[depsidase]

[jame7t]

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

[cryptotheism]

!cursedoak

[jame7t]

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

[ri5k]

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

[ot3]

"app" is without a doubt one of the deepest evils of the human race. "hello. would you like to be expected to have a bespoke piece of software for every single Brand you might theoretically interact with in a day" <- statement dreamed up by someone who should be drawn and quartered

[whatthefoucault]

"It's better in the app!"

That's embarrassing. Make your website better

[negativefeedback-teen]

[psleepy-psiioniic]

sci fi world builder who finally found a client to fund their hobby

[phantomoftheshoppera]

oh boy oh boy I sure hope it has opinions about american football

[azhdarchidae]

caught her in perfect deviantart oc ref sheet pose

[scorebug]

i still don’t understand what the difference is between a strike and a ball ❤️

[scorebug]

this is making me cry

[wolfythewitch]

Like seeing a celebrity

[wolfythewitch]

All i remember from when I was like 9 was I lowkey shipped bilbo and gandalf

[lesbianshepard]

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

[lesbianshepard]

[ikariyuiofficial]

[ottermatopoeia]

Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?