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Jenna: I hope we have kids someday so they can grow up and I can show them this and they can just be like âman my momâ- Julien: So, they can emancipate themselves?
You: Weird flex but ok
Me, an intellectual:
How can I reblog this a million times? Â The 1% are master manipulators.
The existence of another poor person is not why youâre poor.
(to the tune of The Final Countdown) itâs a mental breakdown
*off-key kazoo*
After vine died we are reduced to text form vines
Finally people are starting to listen to what women have been saying all along.
And in other news, water is wet
Not like women have been telling y'all this since the beginning of time or anything.
I mean, yeah, at one point three years ago I was curled up in a fetal position literally screaming/crying/gasping for breath on my bed in my dorm room, so my response to this headline is basically, âNo shit.â
No wonder women are so likely to ignore heart disease/attack symptoms. If something isnât as bad as my cramps, I figure it canât be that bad.
THAT LAST COMMENT
No seriously. There arenât enough people who understand how important that last comment is. I lost my right kidney four years ago because of âif something isnât as bad as my cramps, I figure it canât be that bad.â
My. Fucking. Kidney.
Donât force people with periods to internalize and silence themselves when they have cramps!
Can confirm âcanât be that bad because periodâ.  I had a kidney stone and it took me like 2-3 days to realize it wasnât my period because it basically felt like that.  Pain is normal for women (and other people with a uterus), itâs part of being a woman, and so weâre much less likely to know when the pain weâre having is bad because we deal with so much of it some much more often than men do.  Pain is not always a âsomething is wrongâ indicator for us. Â
jesus. I never thought of it that way.
Every woman rebloging this
My mom said that her cramps were equivalent to when she was 7cm dilated during labor.
My cramps have always been significantly worse than my momâs. I compare all other pains I have to my period cramps and because most pain doesnât have me on the floor crying and vomiting I tend to ignore it.
I almost ignored my appendicitis because the pain from that couldnât hold a candle to my cramps.
HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE
The mom is so pissed
The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did
poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower
how the frick are those noises even real
i found the original facebook post, here are some facts:
the baby alpaca was only a week old
this is from a farm in wisconsin
what happened is: she was taking a dust bath and fell into a badger hole
what caught the farmerâs attention was the entire herd of alpacas surrounding the hole, which is about a mile out in the field
the poor girl was in the hole for hours and was entirely underground when they found her
people apparently use âcity slickerâ as an insult unironically, as evidenced by the comment section
we say youâre a pussy if youâre weak and have balls if youâre strong, but in reality a pussy is designed to take a beating and balls canât handle a gentle tap.
(via striderepiphany)
ok universe, iâm ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweetÂ
how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing heâll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor
patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now
get fucking rekt OP
doesnât matter, he still kronk
neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them
Iâm sorry that nobody in your family can bake
my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast us like this
iâm sorry that your mom went to culinary school and still canât bake :(
Iâm watching that documentary âBefore Stonewallâ about gay history pre-1969, and uncovered something which I think is interesting.
The documentary includes a brief clip of a 1954 televised newscast about the rise of homosexuality. The host of the program interviewed psychologists, a police officer, and one âknown homosexualâ. The âknown homosexualâ is 22 years old. He identifies himself as Curtis White, which is a pseudonym; his name is actually Dale Olson.
So I tracked down the newscast. According to what I can find, Dale Olson may have been the first gay man to appear openly on television and defend his sexual orientation. He explains that thereâs nothing wrong with him mentally and heâs never been arrested. When asked whether heâd take a cure if it existed, he says no. When asked whether his family knows heâs gay, he says that they didnât up until tonight, but he guesses theyâre going to find out, and heâll probably be fired from his job as well. So of course the host is like âŠwhy are you doing this interview then? and Dale Olson, cool as cucumber pie, says âI think that this way I can be a little useful to someone besides myself.â
1954. 22 years old. Balls of pure titanium.
Despite the pseudonym, Daleâs boss did indeed recognize him from the TV program, and he was promptly fired the next day. He wrote into ONE magazine six months later to reassure readers that he had gotten a new job at a higher salary.
Curious about what became of him, I looked into his life a little further. It turns out that he ultimately became a very successful publicity agent. He promoted the Rocky movies and Superman. Not only that, but get this: Dale represented Rock Hudson, and he was the person who convinced him to disclose that he had AIDS! He wrote the statement Rock read. And as we know, Rock Hudsonâs disclosure had a very significant effect on the national conversation about AIDS in the U.S.
It appears that no one has made the connection between Dale Olson the publicity agent instrumental in the AIDS debate and Dale Olson the 22-year-old first openly gay man on TV. So I thought Iâd make it. For Pride month, an unsung gay hero.
dude had guts, someone needs to update his Wikipedia page
Wow, now thatâs bravery!