Frog Socks

Howdy friends! This here is where I post stuff I like, stuff I draw, and everything in between :) Check out my artwork on instagram: @_ptaryndactyl_ and you can buy fun things on my etsy page: www.PtaryndactylShop.etsy.com

[k-eke]

Shark friend

🦈❤️

[summersblood]

Become a vampire, you’ve got nothing to fear. Nothing but one girl. That’s you, honey. 

[casey-jane-lewis]

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

[annajiejie]

I want to expound upon “comedians couldn’t get married” thing because it’s actually really interesting. Satire was respected in Ancient Ireland. It was thought to have great power, enough to physically maim the subject one was making jokes about. Satirists could bring down kings with a witty enough insult. That was actually their original function. When the king didn’t do right by his people, a bard was supposed to compose a poem so scathing it would raise welts on the king’s skin to oust him (it was illegal for a “blemished” king to rule.) Unwarranted satire was considered a form of assault. So what it boils down to is ancient Celts being like “These people are too dangerous to reproduce. DO NOT TRUST THEM WITH CHILDREN. EVER.”

[burdmom]

whats a king to a bard

[athingofvikings]

A target.

[lgbtunis-moved]

fuck all of you guys. im posting nick robles horny nightcrawler art.

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

hahaha look what he said about this post 😆

[tlirsgender]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

[agir1ukn0w]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *does that elegant hand movement that Doug always seems to do*

Me: DOUG!!!

[texnessa]

How dare anyone over look:

[dollsahoy]

Where it started

[laughterkey]

DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??

[icarus-suraki]

Y’all also need to know that Doug Jones was in Smash Mouth’s music video for “All Star” as Pencil Head:

[memewhore]

[prinnay]

Mint mage / ‘Mum mage

[giganticbuddha]

[bluef00t]

Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

[boastmalone]

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

[onenicebugperday]

whats your favorite bee :o) just outta curiosity

BLUE BEE BLUE BEE

Cerulean carpenter bee, Xylocopa caerulea, photos by gancw1

[theangelswans]

[blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060]

i cannot believe i haven’t seen anyone share this modern b. dylan hollis on tumblr yet

[chuckling-chemist]

[godtiermeme]

WHAT THE FUCK, JEFF?

[evilkitten3]

how to figure out which member of your family is an alien

[raventhekittycat]

Love the fact she just subjected it on her family too.

[doggosource]

Siegfried -  Thomas Theodor Heine (1921)

[loish]

Digital art is such a great tool to bring life and vibrancy to a drawing. Last month I made a tutorial that runs you through all the techniques I use to give my art an extra punch of color, texture and excitement! Find it through my Patreon, where you can also access 26 other full length tutorials for just $5 a month: patreon.com/loish

[dichenlachmandaily]

Dichen Lachman in a conversation about race, discourse, diversity & representation with regards to her new show Altered Carbon. (more) (video)

[post-futurism]

she fucking killed, uh, what’s his name, ryan gosling

[trash-slvt]

[ibuprofengirl]

[catbelle]

FOR THE BETTER!

[13th-crew]

[randomfandomteacher]

[inthefallofasparrow]

The twist is they can only do it for handbags, nothing else.

[only-tiktoks]

[solarpunkcast]

aaand this is the whole point :)