jade

20s || it/she || punk, girl enjoyer, guitarist, uk / nl

[segamascott]

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[soup-mother]

Under communism, Tuxedo Cats will be renamed to Elegant Gothic Lolita Dress Cats.

[airplaner]

[yellow-cat]

my gay fish and her guard dog

[blogfeind]

revolutionjob from a girl with huge red flags

[curioscurio]

butch//femme mice

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Smeeped to meet you...

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I attempted to rob a man at zweihanderpoint but unfortunately he pulled out a pike and gained the range advantage, giving me no choice but to flee

[brucesterling]

[machinot]

You put a green onion on the self checkout scanner and then the machine opens up and points a submachine gun at your head and you have to stay still and wait for a half asleep employee to walk over and put a secret code in to assure the machine that it is infact a green onion

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[mundanesalad]

it came to me in a vision

[bug-lovers-island]

Been thinking about hot rod horseshoe crab all day

[kosmogrl]

[quasi-normalcy]

[quasi-normalcy]

[viridianmasquerade]

Like... If you have regret and sadness about doing something don't fucking do it, you bunch of turds

[galadriel1010]

The problem is that they can't afford to. The Supreme Court ruling means that JK Rowling can single-handedly force these organisations into bankruptcy if they don't fold to her wishes, especially as she can afford really, really expensive lawyers and then, if she wins, get the organisations charged with paying her costs. Up until this year, this was a lower risk, because the gender criticals rarely won their cases and had to crowdfund their own legal fees. The Supreme Court has changed that.

Amazon, Warner Brothers and the Harry Potter fandom at large have successfully crowdfunded the campaign to exclude trans women from public life in the UK.

[callali1y]

you are mommy's brave little warrior. and you're going to go into the nether and get mommy's fucking glowstone.